Newport Beach Ranks 3rd Among American Cities That Most Value Sex

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Newport Beach ranks third among American cities where adults most value sex in a relationship.

So that's why our hook-up ads sell so well!

By the way, this wasn't some crappy greeting card company survey.

Rutgers professor Dr. Helen Fisher constructed the survey based on 10 million responses to Chemistry.com. Go to the site to read her gobbledygook about brain chemicals, receptors and other stuff that make my head hurt.

California cities dominated the list, so our state budget may be in the crapper but at least we have our priorities straight:

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1. Venice, Calif.
2. Santa Monica, Calif.
3. Newport Beach, Calif.
4. West Hollywood, Calif.
5. West Los Angeles, Calif.
6. Woodland Hills, Calif.
7. Miami Beach, Fla.
8. Redondo Beach, Calif.
9. Hoboken, N.J.
10. San Francisco

Santa Monica, West Hollywood and San Francisco also took the top three slots respectively for cities where women most value sex, and you can see why when you consider how difficult it is to find a straight guy in those cities. Ladies value him like a gold bar.

Here are the cities that value sex the least:

"Cites that value sex the least"
1. Lubbock, Texas
2. Schenectady, N.Y.
3. Lincoln, Neb.
4. Toledo, Ohio
5. Springfield, Mo.
6. Fort Wayne, Ind.
7. Akron, Ohio
8. Sioux Falls, S.D.
9. Dayton, Ohio
10. Norfolk, Va.

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9 comments
Bobby Roberts
Bobby Roberts

Considering that I have either lived in or by most of these cities, it explains why I haven't had many long-term relationships...girls be cold like ice

MegStrouse
MegStrouse

and the mystery of why I moved from Fort Wayne to Orange County has now been solved.

Briansays
Briansays

somewhat surprising since nearly 20 years of living. working and/or playing in NB from '81-'00 tells me its ground zero for goldigers 

Tactical flash
Tactical flash

The O.C. has always been a strange place.  What a story.  They must be bored.

Grumpy_gorilla2u
Grumpy_gorilla2u

Then how come I can't get laid when I want too? I've noticed alot of snobbery and bitchery going on.

Butterercup
Butterercup

 Maybe it's the "Gold diggers" who are giving it up to the guys with the GOLD...ever think of that?.

909Jeff
909Jeff

Well, 

Are you Grumpy? And do you resemble a Gorilla?  That could be the answer to your problem...

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