Five Best Choices to Permanently Replace Suspended Talk-Show Pendejos John & Ken on KFI
|JohnKen: Pendejo and pendejo-er|
As it stands, JohnKen return Feb. 27 because KFI isn't really offended at what they do (which begs the question why they suspended them in the first place, but that's another story). So now, we have a problem: KFI has to go with guest hosts. I love Handel, but he belongs in the morning zoo. Kennedy? Bleh--she's becoming too stick-up-her-ass precious. Bryan Suits? Worse--should've never had a show on the station. Conway? Nah.
If KFI were smart (and they very much are), they'd boot JohnKen from the station permanently, and start over. Heaven knows there are many qualified hosts, like the following five.
5. Wayne Resnick
So he's not a fire-breather, but he is from the KFI family--the most underrated host on the station, IMHO. He has a great selection of stories, knows how to tell a tale, the proverbial guy you'd want to share a beer with. Would never happen, though: too nice of a guy.
4. Phil Hendrie
Hendrie already has the Saturday night shift, but the legendary satirist long ruled the KFI airwaves until being unceremoniously dumped in 2005 for jackass John Ziegler (more on him in a bit). Imagine what Hendrie could do to JohnKen's insane audience--to paraphrase Krusty, think of the ratings!