5 Things Erica Lynne, Bad Girls Clubber of Miami via Yorba Linda, Taught Me

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From TMZ, I have learned that self-described "trash-talking cheerleader" Erica Lynne is covering up her ex-boyfriend's initials from a tattoo on her arm. The 22-year-old thought she'd be with the male stripper she made a sex tape with forever but, alas, that ain't happening. If two crazy kids like that can't make it, what chance is there for the rest of us?

Fortunately, from a magazine presenting "hip-hop on a higher level," I have learned five more fascinating things from The Bad Girls Club season 5 cast member, who went by Erica Eggum when she called Yorba Linda home.

Her favorite city is a county: "I call Orange County aka the O.C. my city."

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She share, I mean, she would share more than gum with one season 5 cast member: "A girl I'd hook up with from the Bad Girls Club is my boo Tiffany because she got swag, she sexy, motivated and she's my bitch." Yes, she be . . .

She has eyes on her face AND backside: "My face and eyes drives all men crazy because there's nothin' like a pair of green eyes staring at you from a pretty face and a fat ass."

Farts aren't the only noise that emits from her rump: "Real cheeks clap better by the way."

She knows the way to a man's, uh, heart: "My sexual fantasy is cooking dinner in red lipstick and some sexy ass stilettos for my man, and him coming home from work and fucking me while dinner's still cooking; bending me over the oven or throwing me up on the counter and gripping my hips as he pulls me toward him."

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Briansays
Briansays

i read this and i almost want to vote republicanalmost

JoeJack
JoeJack

Whores will be whores...

LeSLie949
LeSLie949

Looks really are deceiving aren't they? She looks like a sweet innocent girl from the picture first shown above. She's nasty. A decent girl wouldn't be talking abour her sexual fantasies and life like that. Yep, her father MUST be proud. Gross! She talks very ghetto for a caucasian woman. Keep clapping them cheeks Erica, see if that will get you anywhere besides the strip club :)

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

Excuse me, but I know plenty of "decent" women who talk about their sex lives all the time...myself, included.

909Jeff
909Jeff

Go on... 

FishWithoutBicycle
FishWithoutBicycle

Now, now...this is hardly the time or place to elaborate on my transvestite fetish...among other things... ;-)

mitch young
mitch young

The whiggering of white America procedes apace. I grew up on the other side of the Santa Ana canyon, and let me tell you, such pseudo-ghetto behavior would not have been tolerated.

Jack Grimshaw
Jack Grimshaw

The most vanilla burg in OC, YL doesn't have a bar withing city limits. Turns out it also doesn't have a high school that teaches you to speak English ...

909Jeff
909Jeff

Her father must be proud! 

Michael
Michael

Really Really Really... The last 8 comments say it all,  in the OC, people only have sex to have baby's, and I originallythought  it's only IRVINE, no wonder there is no after dark section in the OCWEEKLY, http://blogs.laweekly.com/afte... ... who would read that Jeff?

909Jeff
909Jeff

I usually pick up the dead tree version to find the local scrub and tug... Thanks for the link though! 

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