[POLL CLOSES THIS FRIDAY] How Orange County Has Sex

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Swing, baby: SWING!
Gentle Readers: in our never-ending quest to document this infernal county county of ours, behold our sex survey, in which we'll try to determine at which end of the spectrum OC falls: the chaste promise rings of the Saddleback Church crowd, or the cock rings of legendary porno actor (and Newport Coast resident) Peter North? The swinging beauty of our county's private swinger's clubs, or the closeted hell of more than a few GOP bigwigs?

How do YOU have sex? Answer the following questions below, por favor--anonymity guaranteed! Results will be published in our upcoming sex issue, due to hit the streets Feb. 9. Enjoy!













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Gkoch3
Gkoch3

Your question for gay men isn't even about sex.

ageofknowledge
ageofknowledge

Couldn't answer most of the questions because I'm a straight male saving myself for marriage. This poll seems to be geared toward sexually immoral deviant freaks.

Dweezle.Di
Dweezle.Di

and here I thought it was directed towards prudes...

Jenny_c87
Jenny_c87

Lovin this! Thanx for the fun & interesting info! Lol Where exactly are these ehhemm swingers clubs? *wink wink* lol :)

Ihateusc
Ihateusc

lol.. the mexican takes over and we get a poll about doggy style....i guess he's appealing to his intellectually challenged compadres... when do we get the new poll asking if you spit or swallow... im guessing gus swallows, but hey, i could be wrong 

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

Add another chip to Bullied Chinito's shoulder: the nerd who didn't get any play haha.

Ihateusc
Ihateusc

cmon gus, i know you're typing with one hand....

Aftermath
Aftermath

Why not use a single period when ending a sentence...?

Fuggle
Fuggle

ok, filled it out!!! did I pass?!!? what do I win, hopefully a date w/ a gay to a atheist club meeting! 

Matthew T. Coker
Matthew T. Coker

...at the futon store next to the pot clinic in the Artist's District.

ScoobySnacks
ScoobySnacks

man OC Weekly I went to pick up a copy today my 2ply toilet paper is thicker than you lol

MayhemInTheHood
MayhemInTheHood

Is there a Flickr account people can send their pics to? To...you know..show proof, or whatever? 

909Jeff
909Jeff

Women: Have You Ever Tried Anal Sex?Why was there no gave and receive option? 

BillE
BillE

what my girlfriend said exactly.

20ftJesus
20ftJesus

Congratulations!  A new low for the OCW!

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

Yeah, heaven forbid we try to get a sense of how people live 'round here!

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