[POLL CLOSES THIS FRIDAY] How Orange County Has Sex

By Gustavo Arellano Wed., Jan. 25 2012 at 9:00 AM

Swing, baby: SWING!

Gentle Readers: in our never-ending quest to document this infernal county county of ours, behold our sex survey, in which we'll try to determine at which end of the spectrum OC falls: the chaste promise rings of the Saddleback Church crowd, or the cock rings of legendary porno actor (and Newport Coast resident) Peter North? The swinging beauty of our county's private swinger's clubs, or the closeted hell of more than a few GOP bigwigs?

How do YOU have sex? Answer the following questions below, por favor--anonymity guaranteed! Results will be published in our upcoming sex issue, due to hit the streets Feb. 9. Enjoy!

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Gkoch3

Your question for gay men isn't even about sex.

ageofknowledge

Couldn't answer most of the questions because I'm a straight male saving myself for marriage. This poll seems to be geared toward sexually immoral deviant freaks.

Dweezle.Di

and here I thought it was directed towards prudes...

Jenny_c87

Lovin this! Thanx for the fun & interesting info! Lol Where exactly are these ehhemm swingers clubs? *wink wink* lol :)

Ihateusc

lol.. the mexican takes over and we get a poll about doggy style....i guess he's appealing to his intellectually challenged compadres... when do we get the new poll asking if you spit or swallow... im guessing gus swallows, but hey, i could be wrong