Dana Rohrabacher: 1995 Bill Clinton Blow Job Caused 2001 Terrorist Attacks
In a late night Jan. 5 Twitter post, Congressman Rohrabacher claimed that President Bill Clinton's "sex in the White House" caused the 2001 terrorist attacks that murdered more than 2,975 innocent people.
Of course, Clinton's sticky mess with intern Monica Lewinsky occurred six years before the suicide-bomber missions, which--last I checked--happened more than seven months into the presidency of George W. Bush.
"We paid for [Clinton's] folly on 9-11," the Costa Mesa Republican wrote at about 10:30 p.m. last night to a rabid Republican activist calling for the impeachment of President Barack Obama.
Though apparently at odds with the 700 Club's Pat Robertson--who blamed 9-11 on gay Americans, Rohrabacher didn't bother to connect the dots between 1995 Clinton sex acts, the 2001 terrorist attacks and Obama's presidency.
|Dana, did a 1935 sex act cause Pearl Harbor?|
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