Augustin Sanchez Goes From Cuddling Ex-Girlfriend to Cuddling Jail Bunk Pillow

• Awww, poor little Fishy.  Were your feelings hurt?  Did you get an owie?

• ::shaking my head::  You've never been stalked, have you? And blaming the victim for what happened to her because of her poor choice in a (former) romantic partner is beyond tasteless...

• Ol' Augustin thought he was going to get a little something-something from the ex, and instead he is now headed to the pen and will have to register as a sex-offender for the rest of his life.  On a lighter note, can you imagine if the ex forgave him, took him back and refused to testify for the prosecution?  Hey, it's happened more than a few times.  If she was with him to begin with, she's probably not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

• This headline needs a little work. How about; "Man Arrested for Breaking an Entry and Attempted Rape"?  Yeah, mine is better. 

• spam dudes at Total-Prv totally endorse the crimes that happened in this article.

• "Drunk dialing" and "driving" are two different things.  Note the lack of the word "drunk" in front of the word "driving". Maybe you need some glasses, Jeezuz.

• We've all drunk driven past our exes house? Maybe you need some therapy, Matt.

• That the most adorable thing I have seen all week. Awwwwwww.

• "Face it, we've all drunk dialed our exes, or driven by their addresses or possibly even gone up to the step, knocked on the door and proceeded to make asses out of ourselves." Umm...you're joking, right?

• Cootchie69.

• El Modena huh?  Was that Cootchie67?

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