Lalo Alcaraz, Legendary Cartoonista, at Calacas NEXT THIS FRIDAY

• Now you're speaking to yourself? Dude, go get laid or do something with your sad, sad life...

• Why would they want to take you back?

• I'm an anchor baby, baboso, so no raids for me. But I'll make sure to call the American Third Position so they can take back their stupid skinhead haha

• Way to roll out the red carpet haters!

• So true -- if the Spanish were still running the place it would at least be in the twentieth century, rather than the 19th.

• By that you must mean your other fellow illegal aliens. Just be careful, you don't want to get caught up in any INS sweeps. You might get deported. Now that's what I call the dream act.

• Nah, I'm fine with our word choices, as are the rest of our non-pendejo readers.

• WTF is a babadas? As editor, it might do you some good to learn how to write complete sentences in English. But, if you prefer spanish, maybe you should look at getting the janitor job at La Opinion.

• tipico gabacho chillon, "le voy a decir a mi mama!"

• Typical whiny gabacho crying to the very government he decries at all times...

• Please do show up and utter your babadas!

• At least, we don't accept mordidas!!

• Yeah Gustavo would prefer better beans than coffee. Besides us the Spaniards would rule better Mexico than your corrupted bean ass.

• Oh snap, I just realized where and when this thing is. What is the appropriate attire? Anyone know? Low-riders with a baggy t-shirt...or a thrift store flannel. Either way, Goodwill or the Salvation Army should have the right gear. But the real question is, do I have to check my gun at the door?  

• Keeping classy like always. Wouldn't expect anything less from you. Just out of curiosity, what tagging crew do you belong to?

• Good. Then I can have him arrested for assault. Then the government will have even more reasons to deported his illegal Mexican ass. That's the only way the head idiot in DC will deport anyone.

• If I show up, will you be checking my status too? You don't know whether I'm an illegal Swiss.

• A coffehouse is a coffehouse is a coffeehouse—except to illiterate pendejos like yourself. What, Francisco Franco highlights not rocking your jollies tonight?

• How cute. The white people --swpl branch--have indy coffee shops with book signings, so the Mexican 'literati' have to get an indy coffee shop which has book signings.  

• Stevo, Better check the rest of us for our papeles as well, pendejo. And expect the same knee in your little huevos, hijo de tu chingada madre.

• He'll do that after kneeing you in the huevos!

• I'll only go if I can get a status check on him. I want to make sure he is a legal resident.

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