Octomom Nadya Suleman Cries Broke Again

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Despite Celebridate, Celebrity Boxing, a horror movie role, paid interviews with the foreign press and her self-professed financial genius, Octomom Nadya Suleman is crying poor again.

The unemployed single mother of 14 whines to Dr. Drew Pinsky that she cannot afford basic home repairs and must wash her babies in the kitchen sink. 

At least her La Habra neighbors can take solace in being spared the sight of her washing the brood with a garden hose out front.

Suleman made the disclosure Wednesday on the syndicated Dr. Drew's Lifechangers. "I'm in a situation now where we are legally broke," she told the host. "Living check to check. Every single thing I do ... is just me surviving and trying to provide for my family."

Living paycheck to paycheck? Welcome to America, honey. Two words when it comes to making sure you can plan for your family's survival: family planning.

Do you know what other people struggling to live paycheck to paycheck give up? Nail appointments, gym memberships, designer sunglasses, plastic surgery, traveling across the country for one-time media stunts, etc., etc. They use the money they save to hire a goddamn handy man to fix the broken faucet on the tub.

Pinsky apparently fell for Nads' rap, "surprising" her with a year's worth of maids service.

If I were that maid (and the way things are going . . .), I'd keep my purse locked up in the trunk. 

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Kellym68
Kellym68

Karma in action.  Guess she shouldn't have had all those children.  What did that stupid cow think was gonna happen?

areyouforsure
areyouforsure

Hey Matt, this needs your expertise and update- Natalie was on the show again today. The only difference this time is, she actually shut her trap (I'm sure it wasn't her idea) long enough to let someone tell her the truth about herself. You have to check it out!http://www.lctv.com/2011/11/16... ... t-octomom/

And Dr Drew does a surprise visit and totally calls her out on the fact that the kids are locked up in their urine-stench room.

http://www.lctv.com/2011/11/17... ... -her-home/

deepbluezz
deepbluezz

I think Octomom believed once she gave birth she was going to glide into retirement. A retirement that consisted of unlimited money, nannies she could order around, red carpet events,a large,,,larger...largest house anyone would GIVE her, reality shows, child expert,limos,  designer clothing and gowns and UNLIMITED MONEY. Pretty sure Octo expected a hair and makeup servant , personal dresser...she could just stand there and be "served".Suleman has never wanted to work, this is not a new idea of hers, she barely has any work experience.The "experience" she claims to have are just lies. I don't buy the lie that she needs to stay home because child care would cost to much...she has never really worked. I believe if she had never had the babies, we didn't know who she was...Nadya would have been one of those people who would have been injured on the job, yearly. Easy income, Mama Angela would continue to provide the children with their basic of basic needs required by law and Suleman would  skip through the tulips with Workers Comp check in hand looking for something else fake to attach to her body.

Tired of Toxomom
Tired of Toxomom

Just how are the kids getting the spray paint for tagging the walls? You have to be over 18 to buy it in Cali... Just saying...

Beotch don't want no au pair or housekeeper in the house. She doesn't want anyone around to report to CPS just how she's abusing and neglecting those kids on a daily basis. She doesn't want the online course, either, because then someone might expect her to get a j-o-b.

All she wants is handouts. As long as Dr Drool keeps them coming and she's allowed to spin her woe is me story for cash, she'll be happy.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Octomom should have had "self-discipline" and not gone to see a fertility dr. for IVF in the first place.  She should have taken that "self-discipline" and found better ways to deal with her poor "lonely childhood" (no siblings) and according to her, a "detached, controlling" mother and "angry" father.  If she's such an "expert" in the field of psychology as she claims, then why does she not see she needs to be the one sitting on the couch?  Because she wants to cry "woe is me" and get free help and handouts to afford plastic surgery, nails done, designer label clothes for herself while her kids run around in diapers surrounded by lots of toys and scribble crayons on the wall.  Octomom, your childhood is in the past -- many people grew up as only children or in neglectful, abusive homes as opposed to simply "cold" and do not seek IVF to mass-produce children whose purpose is not to "console" your loneliness or fill some void from the past -- you can not live vicariously through them.  All you are living on is handouts from your own lies.  We do not want to hear any more of your delusional self-analysis.  Stop the psycho-babble jargon words "overcompensate" and OCD without the D.  You are disordered and the only D you are looking for is is the next green Dollar to be handed to you by whoever you get to feel sorry for you or should I say, your children.My guess is that the au pair and maid won't last long just like "Angels in Waiting" before you accuse one of them of making some comment about your babies or about exposing you for what you're really all about.... an attention seeking  Kate G. wanna-be and that's not much to aspire to. Both of you need to stop referring to them as "these kids" - how about "my children."By the way, Kate G. needs to stop "master-minding" everything and trying to control everyone, that's why her marriage and TV show fell apart.     Who on SS/welfare/food stamps/WIC can afford $3000/ mo. private school?  Octomom is hiding money from her so-called "resources" and spending on herself.  I wonder if DCF will ever get involved.If Octomom doesn't want that label, then she should think twice before she contradicts herself again and reign in that hyaena laugh.  Do you hear that, Nadya?  nada -- I don't think so.        

deepbluezz
deepbluezz

Thank you again for another great article. If Suleman still does not meet the requirements for CPS to step in and take action, for the kids, then just how low are the requirements???

Spartienne
Spartienne

"Welcome to America, honey." Perfect comment, Matt! But you know what I wish Dr. Drew had given Nadya? One year of free writing assistance from a professional ghost writer. The writer could meet with Nadya a couple of hours a week, tape their conversations and then do all the typing, since Nadya, with her stated ignorance of computer technology, probably has no idea how to create a document. Then Dr. Drew could have Nadya back on the show a year later and insist on seeing the completed manuscript. (Fat chance.) We are so sick of hearing Nadya evade questions by saying "I will explain it in my book," for example, her sexless marriage with Marcos, a man she wed without even dating him first ("I never had a date"). We want to know what that was all about, and why she refused to respond to his attempts to file for divorce until 2008 even though they had been separated for several years.

yippeeskippee
yippeeskippee

She had twelve embryos transferred. Obviously she wanted a high order multiple pregnancy. Was she thinking she would feed them goldfish food and keep them in a bowl? Never mind, that sounds pretty close to the truth.

cher
cher

If she's sooo worried about the kids' safety, she could Home school them (LOL)..you know, it's good enough for the Octuplets. Will the lies ever end? Thankfully less & less people even seem to care. Even a year ago I never bothered to comment because there were hundreds of comments already. Now she's lucky to get a few mentions. Maybe soon no more Octomom? It can't come soon enough...LOVE your articles Matt!

peanutsantiago
peanutsantiago

Her kids are in PRIVATE school and her house has THREE full bathrooms.

How broke can she be?

Blondie
Blondie

Matt, thank you for telling it like it is. You are the release valve for the pent up frustrationthis pos has caused many people to feel with her bs.$3,000 a month for her kids private school is more money than many have to live on eachmonth. Her entitlement attitude needs a serious adjustment.I hope she gets it soon.

Joseph
Joseph

Porn is the only answer for her! I say maybe an 8 man gangbang!

barbwire
barbwire

Oh did I mention there seems to be a followup program in the works this month too! Is this some round about way of giving her a reality show or a copycat of the CW show that bombed last month called H8trs??

barbwire
barbwire

Not only does she get a year of maids (hope they are good at removing her kids grafitti inside and out) he is giving her a 6 month online course to be a fitness trainer which she claims she's been one for a year already. Do they really rake in as much as she needs or is this more of her perpetual student cycle? Drew is reconnecting the internet she again says she has never had so she can focus on the course in the wee hours since she never sleeps. Best of all she will get an aupair to be her "assistant" (poor unsuspecting aupair) who will be paid minimum wage with a room there @ the Nightmare on Madonna Lane Inn.

GrandmaBB49
GrandmaBB49

You forgot one of the big ones, Matt.  She should think about giving up private school also.  Security/safety for the kids, my azz!  She certainly doesn't live in the barrio or a bad neighborhood and from the looks of the house, the oldest ones already know how to "tag" with the spray paint!

Jackiepskiy
Jackiepskiy

Should have thought about not being able to take care for her kids BEFORE she had all the eggs implanted...She's one of the X% thinking she's entitled to live off of someone else's work. Poor little kids, though for having moron for a mom.

areyouforsure
areyouforsure

Matt, she didn't say "paycheck" as some with a JOB would, she said "check". As in, disability check. Welfare check. SSI check. AND don't give her any ideas about hosing off the babies on the lawn, she's just stupid enough to do that next. I love how she said she has to wash the nearly 3 year old children in the sink when that house has 3 FULL BATHROOMS. Lying psychotic POS. I fracking can't stand that whore.

tired of toxomom
tired of toxomom

She already was working the workers comp angle.  I have no doubt she would have continued to work that angle for many, many years to come

tired of toxomom
tired of toxomom

I really get tired of the Kate G/Octomom comparisons.   There are no comparisons other than both went through fertility treatments (and not even the same type). One was married and in a stable relationship when the pregnancy was created, the other wasn't. One had a reasonable size family they could afford prior to the pregnancy, the other didn't. One worked and paid their bills prior to the pregnancy, the other didn't. One didn't create a HOM for cash or fame, the other did. 

With 50% of marriages ending in divorce, it's not fair to blame "master minding" or tv for the demise of the Gosselin marriage.  Sh*t happens and people change.  Unlike Octo, I don't see Gosselin going on Dr Drool, Dr Fail and Orca begging for handouts.  Time to let go of the Gosselin comparisons and judge them each separately for their own failures and successes.

peanutsantiago
peanutsantiago

Octo was gonna be a stah! --------------------

She was gonna be a star with a mansion in a gated community, maids, nannies, a reality TV series (like Kate Gosselin).  -----Yea she was going to be rich and famous.-------------------BTW, Kate G. isn't doing too well financially either (or so they say).

peanutsantiago
peanutsantiago

Yea, the comments are really slowing down. ----------- If you notice, it is just the usual bunch of people hanging in there, almost all of us hoping somebody will rub Octo's face in all her lies but good AND help the kids.-------------  BTW, Octo's favorite supporter is chewing nails because having a maid and an au pair babysitter mean people will be in the house SEEING what goes on. ----Though I doubt any maid or au pair would last for long if Octo even lets them in the door.

Debs
Debs

Don't care how broke she is-- don't nobody want to fix her!

Self-destruct, Toxo.

Kattdd
Kattdd

She probably didn't pay the water bill...so is using bottled water to bathe them all. Since the water's in the kitchen, it's much easier to do it that way.

Kellym68
Kellym68

It would take 8 men at once to fill that gigantic vagina.

Blondie
Blondie

I wonder where they learned to do that? Private school doesn't seem to be doing muchgood.

barbwire
barbwire

Her kids (allowed by her-providing the spray paint to a 10 year old) has single handedly turned that cul-de-sac into its own little barrio! This is the product of being a "child development expert"? Yea, right companies are clammoring to have her endorse their products! Maybe spray paint or spray paint remover?

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