You know, I haven't received a truly great angry response to ¡Ask a Mexican! out here for years. Oh, sure, I get the pathetic fanboys who whine about how I'm the racist while calling Mexis cockroaches and all sorts of other stuff--but I no longer get the angry phone calls, the death threats, the bags of honest-to-goodness horse shit that I used to in the first couple of years doing this columna (just celebrated its seventh year, cabrones!).
Thankfully, other papers, do--other papers like the San Antonio Current, which received the following AWESOME phone call. And now, the loon. Good times:
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Whoa... We can talk shit between each other, but if you talk shit about Flo's Dinner and their biscuits and gravy or Guasti cafe... We got a problem!
I wish the Mexicans knew what a rake was -- it's all 200 decibel leave blowers around here, which they wave around for 10 minutes when the job would require 2 minutes raking. But Mexico is not exactly known for efficiency
chale, inbred 909'e Jeffr, wabs don't rake in the 909. your puto minimum wage checks don't pay enough. besides, your biscuits and gravy suck (but not as good as the gueras, though).
liek you say, brown culo trumps toothless, gumless gabacha verga sucking anytime. at least you have good taste, mi puto pendejo.
Awww, pobre Gustavo Arellano Felix.What's wrong? Your mom didn't pamper you enough. You must have suffer Attention Disorder Deficit. Its very common for izquerdistas.
Nope... In keeping with tradition of my ancestors I already stole your women and thats the only brown culo I care about.. Now shut the eff up and go rake my leaves!
tru dat, inbred empire jeffrey, tru dat!
. now come and kiss my brown culo, pendejo.
)*( <------- yep, still you!
pinchi white people. they mean well some of the time but mostly they mean shit. what does this vieja want? that we, perhaps, continue to portray ourselves in a subservient fashion? i guess she feels offended to find a wab who expresses and explains himself and his gente with the utmost assertion.
hate the haters,
The thing is, this woman is the equivalent of Barbara Coe, on your side. She's probably one of those Methodists that leave water out in the desert for the illegals.
I actually got another one that's even more rambling, that I have to put into audio format...