5 Slogans for Post-Splashdown Space Vibrator

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Today is the scheduled launch of the first vibrator into space.

T-minus grrrr . . .

Unfortunately, our original post on this space oddity left readers . . . gulp . . . dangling. Because once the throbbing sex toy returns from orbit, no doubt covered in sticky cosmic debris, someone is going to want to use it to boldly go where starlets in Shatner's trailer have gone before. After the jump, five marketing slogans aimed at soliciting the highest bid for the first use of the freshly earthbound stick.

First, here's that earlier post:

Now, the marketing slogans:

Let the first vibrator in space put you over the moon.

We came for a piece.
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 Matt Coker you are a terrible writer, this topic is prime for comedy and you wasted it. You went for the lamest jokes and puns that are not even remotely funny, it it just sad. This is the worst article I have read on the internet.


In space, no one can hear you scream!

Prepare for re-entry

I can't hold on, Captain!  We're at warp speed! urhururhuru!


10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and we have successfully reached climax!

Phillip Pullion
Phillip Pullion

This one went into orbit, now it will take you to the moon or beyond!

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