5 Slogans for Post-Splashdown Space Vibrator

​Today is the scheduled launch of the first vibrator into space.

T-minus grrrr . . .

Unfortunately, our original post on this space oddity left readers . . . gulp . . . dangling. Because once the throbbing sex toy returns from orbit, no doubt covered in sticky cosmic debris, someone is going to want to use it to boldly go where starlets in Shatner's trailer have gone before. After the jump, five marketing slogans aimed at soliciting the highest bid for the first use of the freshly earthbound stick.

First, here's that earlier post:

• Sex Toy Company Launching Vibrator into Space

Now, the marketing slogans:

​Let the first vibrator in space put you over the moon.

​We came for a piece.