Octomerde

Octomom Nadya Suleman Delivers the Pain

By Matt Coker Fri., Oct. 7 2011 at 3:34 PM
Categories: Octomerde
"Owwwwwwwwwww!"
​Yes, of course Octomom Nadya Suleman says a lot of stupid things--so many that we can't keep track of all of them here at Octomerde Central. And, certainly, there are no doubt many more dumb quotes loaded into her appearance on Wednesday evening's series premiere of HD Network's Celebridate, which has La Habra's unemployed single mother of 14 going on her first date since the Carter administration apparently. But if she uttered something stupider than what's leaked out after the jump, I can't imagine how that's possible . . .  

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She's a pain alright.
​"I had eight babies ripped out of my uterus," she reportedly tells the third of three bachelors who take her on dates. "I felt like a deer being torn apart by tons of lions."

A couple things:

She had a Caesarian section, which would have necessitated regional anesthesia, general anesthesia or possibly both. She should not have felt the pain associated with having living beings ripped out of her uterus nor of a deer being torn apart by tons of lions. Pain could come after the meds wore off. Saying she felt like that during the births does feed into her obsession with being viewed as a victim, however.

Which brings up the second point: Who the fuck forced her to have a dozen embryos implanted to produce the now supposedly pain-filled multiple births of January 2009?

And a third: Since she'd previously littered six kids, all also fertilized in-vitro, would she not have already known about this pain from having multiple babies ripped out of her uterus? And how the hell does she know how a deer being torn apart by tons of lions feels anyway?

My final point is for those three dudes who took Nads out: RUN!

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deepbluezz
deepbluezz

Funny how the eyelashes have started growing once again, cough, cough. Yet, have not seen the tups fully dressed, even when on film. Suleman has successfully  hidden her other 6 children so well, they are rarely mentioned any more. Read a a bio the other day that claimed Octomom mother of: eight names were listed, the eight children that still bring in a dime or two. This has become such a divided family. I can't even imagine what mental issues all 14 children will be facing in the future, some from birth others caused by their own mother,If there were not 14 small human beings involved this could be a comic road trip down the life of Nadya Suleman.Please keep up the good work Matt, having the truth printed just might help these children.

deepbluezz
deepbluezz

Suleman is also claiming to be a personal trainer, a job that requires schooling. According to Octomom, a few months ago, she was not going to attend class for this, due to lack of time, but now claiming this is one of her four jobs. Would also add, after extensive research, there is NO evidences Suleman's mother, Angela was never in a concentration camp. a slap in the face to those who suffered in a camp during that awful time in history. The lies are getting worse and worse and no one seems to call her on them when they are face to face with this woman. Now Suleman exploits her own son and has his cleft lip repair filmed, did she get paid? Was Jonah paid? The film is very disturbing, this child behaves far to well considering the situation he was in. He reaction was, no reaction, as a mother, this is very abnormal for a child not to be screaming and crying out of fear. Just hope we do not have to wait for something horrible to happen before CPS steps in, but it looks this way. BTW, why are the older children in exile, is it because they can speak and would spill the beans about what really happens in that house?Suleman has created a very divided family. Those that matter and those that don't...meaning those who bring in money and those that don't.

Mahopinion
Mahopinion

Thank you Matt. I share your disgust for this vile woman.

Briansays
Briansays

did she hire casey anthony to watch the kids when she went out on the date?

Chucky Picnato
Chucky Picnato

Love your articles Matt. Yes, her Celebridate video is just disturbing. I cannot imagine what kind of person could ever take her seriously, or stomach being around her for any length of time. Of course, what we see is just what the media has made up, this Octomom person, lol. The truth is, they probably had to do tons of takes & editing just to keep people from throwing things at their t.v.'s to make it go away! Can't stand the thought of 14 children being stuck with her...

yippeeskippee
yippeeskippee

So nice to have a journalist present the truth about this woman. For whatever reason, the press has whitewashed her story and allowed her to semi-succeed with her diabolical plan to be a celebrity. So sad that a world that celebrates the genius of Steve Jobs also allowed this nut job to profit from her planned neglect of those eight little zombie babies. The babies are clearly developmentally delayed and they are scared of their own mother.  I can't wait for karma to smack her down.

blondie
blondie

As usual Matt, you got the down and dirty on her.Another day another lie, or two.I saw the video, she's lying about the lions.Too bad about that.H8Rs got cancelled before her turn. Ain't that a shame? :)Those guys can't run fast enough.Keep up the good work Matt. You rock!

deepbluezz
deepbluezz

Matt, great job once again! Was a little surprised Ms Fitness had trouble doing yoga. Not long ago she had her leg up a tree, I think that was when she was trying to get a spot on Dancing with the Stars.Even greater new...the show has been cancelled. Those poor men went through all of that crap with Suleman for nothing.  now we have to wait for her horror movie to come out to see her acting skills. Sure Octomom is practicing her walk down the Red Carpet next to Julia Roberts.

barbwire
barbwire

In the "Teaser" clips her facial contortions get weirder and weirder by the minute! Maybe that's where the yoga date (a threesome) got the Tourettes idea..along with her using obscene gestures during an earlier "boxing" match.Hey Matt-since you're in the area is there any way you can investigate her claims of having a Psych Tech license? She is no where in the California database even using various combos of her name.Here's the link to check it out: http://www2.dca.ca.gov/pls/wll...  (you know the certificate where she was valecdictorian with perfect attendance that she worked YEARS and YEARS with the mentally ill?)

Harry Scrote
Harry Scrote

Wild woman, wild woman; the ripping and the tearing, the ripping and the tearing.

Buff
Buff

UH-RAH Matt

GrandmaB
GrandmaB

Yahoo, Matt!!!   Her "birthing" video is out there for the public to view and there was no "screaming", nor being "ripped apart by lions".  Anyone who wants to see it can.  She had a general anesthetic.  The only screaming being done was by the doctors telling her girlfriend (who she told to video tape the birth so she could sell it) to get out of the way.  Also, she was the one who insisted on having 12 embryos implanted with a lot left over in storage.  Storage actually wasn't needed because she only used fresh embryos (per Dr. K's trial transcript).

One of the dudes thought she may have Asperger's or Tourette's syndrome.  Wonder where he got that from?  LOL

donedonedone
donedonedone

In the interest of accuracy , she probably said : ......being ripped apart by lyings"

Maryfay53
Maryfay53

She didn't have a general anesthetic. She was anesthetized from the waist down and was awake for the birth, as is almost anyone having a c-section. Having had one like hers, but with only one baby involved, I'd say her description is fairly accurate, and probably one of the few times she hasn't been lying. Your lower body is numb and can't feel pain, but you can feel movement and pressure, and it must have been awful.But I agree, the woman certainly seems to be in a class by herself. I've never seen anyone tell so many lies or act as strangely as she does.She's the best train wreck I've watched in quite awhile.Have you noticed she is getting strange looking? She is definitely looking uglier than she did, and made a big mistake letting her eyebrows grow back in. Guess whoever she was paying to pluck got axed.My favorite lie is where she declared that she was paying "out of pocket" for health care for all her kids, and that the press lied. Yeah, except for those few months her kids used up the NICU and California footed the bill. She isn't a very good liar though. She always looks down or away when lying.When Oprah asked if she had eyelash extensions (which so obviously did) she actually turned all the way around to look in back of her before responding that they were real, all hers, and that she used to cut them as a child because they grew so long. But unlike her brows, the eyelashes seem to have gone away now that she is in "survival mode."Oh, and whether or not it is true...my favorite quote is when she told Dr. Drew that she was the "valedictorian of her psychiatric technician class." I believe that is a two week program. Kudos to her.

GrandmaBB49
GrandmaBB49

Maryfay, eyelashes are back!!!  Saw them in pics of her doing her stah moment for her walk-on in the low-budget movie.  I know FOR A FACT those lashes aren't real.  She gets them done at Make-up Mandy's in Hollywood.

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