Top Five Home Videos Disney Doesn't Want You To See

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An estimated 400 billion people will have visited a Disney theme park in 2011. During those visits, more than 57 trillion hours of home video footage will be shot by park goers. Or something like that.

For whatever reason, and luckily for us, people like taking those embarrassing and awkward home videos from their private vacations and posting them on the Internet for all to mock.

Unfortunately for Disney, those videos don't always reflect the squeaky clean environment they so diligently strive to put forth. Check out five the top five examples after the jump.

5. Breakin' Out Of Character


Sure, most will think this video of Tigger, Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore bustin' some b-boy moves is pretty rad, but something tells me that if Walt found out his cherished characters would some day be doing the Dougie in the middle of Critter Country his frozen severed head would start spinning in its cryogenic chamber.


4. Employee Animal Abuse



Because nothing says "The Happiest Place on Earth" like watching some disgruntled dipshit Cast Member kick the shit out of a duck. What could have made this video better? If someone dressed as Donald Duck ran out of the bushes and kicked the living shit out of him. Sadly, that doesn't happen.


3. Racism


Watch in horror as an ignorant monster yells about the slave trade to another woman! Yes, folks, racism is everywhere. Even on Main Street.


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Noah Flaum
Noah Flaum

When Disney REALLY doesn't want you to see something, all copies of the videos, their possessors, and anybody who's viewed it, disappear.

Valentia
Valentia

I was a ride operator at the park for four years in the early 1960s, and can assert with authority that the guests have no qualms about beating on the characters. Mostly, they take it. But sometimes they can't, so they give back in kind. Goofy got so tired of people whacking his nose that he pulled out the padding and replaced it with a steel tube. (Several guests had to be escorted to first aid for finger splinting.) Another character, to ward off violent guests, fit a squirt gun in his wardrobe paw. Plus ca change, eh?

Kari Jewel
Kari Jewel

#3 is a routine occurrence for Black people in Orange County.  We are hated here and constantly under attack.

909Jeff
909Jeff

yeah I have been showing that to people and they love it.

Medusa
Medusa

You're right - I think video #5 is rad.

Alicia
Alicia

Tigger's got some moves!

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