Python Snake Slithers Under Car in Mall Lot

​Anyone missing a yellow python snake?

Police received a call around 12:30 p.m. today of a 6 footer underneath a Ford Focus in the Sears parking lot at Buena Park Mall?

What was he doing there?

Slithering.

The man who spotted the snake at the mall at 8150 La Palma Ave. "couldn't believe what he saw at first and after closer examination realized it was real," Buena Park police Cpl. Andy Luong reportedly told the Orange County Register.

Wonder if the guy also said, "I have had it with this motha fucken snake under this motha fucken Focus"? No? Didn't think so.

Animal control safely removed the python. No one was injured. And no one has a clue where it came from. If you do, contact Buena Park police at 714.562.3902. If no one calls in five days, the snake will be put up for adoption, the Reg reports.