Octomom Nadya Suleman vs. Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher: The Donnybrook of the D-Listers

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Finally, Octomom Nadya Suleman of La Habra has been matched with a Celebrity Boxing opponent worthy of her immense status: ultimate homewrecker-turned-prison skank-turned-adult film stunt cast member Amy Fisher. Indeed, Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman struck the D-list motherlode for his Nov. 5 fight card, which also includes Fisher's husband Lou Bellera v. Fisher's former lover Joey Buttafuoco; Fisher's Celebrity Rehab co-"star" Jeremy Jackson v. Coolio; Fisher's pal Michael Lohan v. Kato Kaelin; and Tareq Salahi v. Jose Canseco. (What? Neal Schon is busy?)


Amy Fisher vs Nadya "Octomom" Suleman -... by maximotv

The referee for this trainwreck, as revealed at Monday's Beverly Hills press conference snippeted above? Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline. The Muhammad Ali Parkinson Center is the announced charity beneficiary, although Suleman told MSNBC she's fighting for an autism organization she has yet to settle on because one of the unemployed, single mother of 14's children suffers from the affliction.

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Used to balled-up mounds of flesh hitting her in the face. Keep in mind this is the "touched-up" version.
Amy Elizabeth Fisher v. Natalie Denise Gutierrez-Doud-Suleman seems like an unfair fight, because of all the strippers, cocktail waitresses and whores Nads has already fought in oversized gloves. Amy, meanwhile, is only known for shooting an unarmed woman in the face with a gun.

But, speaking of face, Fisher has repeatedly been hit there with balled-up mounds of flesh. And she's been training a couple months with former boxer Feldman in Philadelphia. Ironically, he can't get a license to hold fights in his native Pennsylvania ever since getting caught fixing bouts.

For the life of me, I can't figure out from all the assorted gossip coverage where the Nov. 5 fights are being held. I do know that they will reportedly be covered live by FilmOn.com, an Internet television service that charges $7.95 a month or $79.50 a year, and supposedly DirecTV, although it's not yet on the satellite television company's pay-per-view schedule. 

If you must catch the fight live, the tele may be safer than in-person. A woman claims she was shot in the arm while watching Suleman duke it out at Feldman's Celebrity Boxing match Saturday in Springfield, Mass., reports MassLive. Like me with anything out of Octomom's mouth, police detectives are dubious of the alleged victim's claims.

Meanwhile, don't count ol' Nads out. Training, fighting, giving multiple interviews, selling her house and making me constantly throw up in my own mouth prove she's the multi-tasking genius she's always said she is.

And, yes, I did purposely leave off "raising her children" from that last sentence.
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23 comments
Kim L. Short
Kim L. Short

If space aliens wiped out the human race would anyone care?

blondie
blondie

Fighting? I thought it was a photo of the inflate-a-ho convention.

Peanut Santiago
Peanut Santiago

Hey Matt, OctoTrash is not a genius.She is just a freak show that is still being trotted out by the media.

BTW....what's up with her (?) house.Is it really in foreclosure or just for sale?She is such a lowlife pathological liar.Can you find some proof that it IS a foreclosure, like checking at the county records office?

hopeflys
hopeflys

I would be interested in finding out if any money ever makes its way to a charity.  The fight last week was supposed to benefit a Springfield Mass.Tornado fund.  For this fight a portion of the proceeds was supposed to go to the Film on Charitable Fund to be distributed among various children's charities.  Just try finding in on that fund anywhere, I darn ya.  I double darn ya.  Anyway now $25k is going to the charity of the winners choice so of course coming soon will be the Octomom Charitable Fund and the Lohan Charitable Fund   ...  Doing the math 5 bouts, $25K = $125,000.  At $8 bucks a pop to watch this they would have to find 15,625 suckers just to cover that.  I don''t think so.      

Barbwire
Barbwire

Bulls eye Matt! Glad you don't pull any punches telling it how it is. Looks like these low life's are going to be with us for a long time. I don't see how any of these matches make any money to at least pay the janitor afterwards. It's too bad that any worthwhile charities names might get dragged into this cesspool. These people are just users.By the way, is there any way of checking if her alleged house foreclosure is just another crying wolf story?

deepbluezz
deepbluezz

Great article, as usual. You are the shinning light in this mess. When I didn't think Suleman could sink any lower, there she goes, nose first into another pile of crap. Someone needs to call Octomom out on all of her lies, might take a couple of weeks to cover them all, but in the long run I think it will help her captives living in her house. How these kids are ever going to turn out "normal" is a mystery. These kids need help!

djariella
djariella

Judge Judy would say in her show it doesn't take a great memory to tell the truth. The Nutjob can't get her lies straight. Please tell Nadya to move to some BFE area anywhere in the world so we don't have to hear from her.

Thompson Draper-Scott
Thompson Draper-Scott

Good work Matt. Remember Nads, you are who you box! This is turning out to be Gina's entire client list "boxing" each other, with her getting a cut from everyone. Gee, who's the winner?

Me
Me

Matt, you rock. Well done! Thanks for keeping it real.

GrandmaB
GrandmaB

Matt, you've outdone yourself again.  BTW, the only multi-tasking she's "tried" to do is to keep her lies straight!

mitch young
mitch young

Mr. 'Roids Canseco is going to kill Salahi -- that match should *not* be allowed.

As for the rest, is America a great country or what -- you can have less than zero talent and still make a big, well paid splash.

Bill T.
Bill T.

"... opponent worthy of her immense status ...", he he he, funny Matt!

Bill T.
Bill T.

Heads are popping up left and right trying figure who's in hysterics. Funny, funny.

Bill T.
Bill T.

Wow, something we can agree on. is the world coming an end? Is this the Apoclypse?

909Jeff
909Jeff

I'm gonna throw it out there... can we get Amy to fight topless? 

mitch young
mitch young

Buy a lotto ticket. 

Fishwithoutabicycle will be along shortly to scold us for misogyny.

Joe
Joe

I wouldnt mind seeing both of them topless...........

mitch young
mitch young

I'm not a big fan of silicon balloons.

Amy was sort of cute when she was jailbait, but aged horribly. 

mitch young
mitch young

True-- but airbrush Suleman's strech marks, please.

Bill T.
Bill T.

The eye-shadow apparently applied with a paint brush doesn't help.

Bill T.
Bill T.

Two points in agreement in one conversation. I think I'll go sit down and put my head between my knees for a while.

909Jeff
909Jeff

Mitch i'm ultimately with you... after market accesories arent my thing but if I have to watch these two nags fight might as well be topless!

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