Anyone Lose a Breast Implant at Fashion Island?

By Matt Coker Mon., Sep. 12 2011 at 9:48 AM

Having been familiar in a previous life with the Lost and Found Department at Disneyland, I know that the strangest things find their way into those boxes.

But the item found in the bushes outside Forever 21 at Fashion Island takes the cake.

Actually, "cakes" is a euphemism for the wrong body part. "Cans" would be more fitting.

Emma G. Gallegos of LAist stumbled upon the following in the lost and found section of Orange County's craigslist on Thursday:

"We cannot possibly imagine what sort of scenario would lead to someone tossing an implant in the bushes during a shopping trip," Gallegos writes. "Did someone have a bad experience test-driving the implant while trying on clothes?"

Worse, pray it's not evidence that revenge has been inflicted on a trophy wife who frequents that mall.

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Geoffrey Lelia

That has to be the strangest news! But implants are very expensive, which makes the situation more astonishing. Whoever owns that surely won't have to beat around the bushes!

John J.

Why would she touch it? and she took it home?

jessewashere

a classic scenario @ implant land (NEWPORT BEACH) a REPUBLICANT? MICHELLE BACHMAN'S HUSBAND LOST IT? you never know with this freaks around that area.

Soft Chewable Kamagra

According to Hollyscoop, Jess is considering breast reduction surgery before ... “I am just going to dance around my bedroom and hopefully lose some weight ...

Captiandeaqua

But what was the lady who found it doing in the bushes??

909Jeff

Can someone let the "Real" Housewives know please...

Guest

Wow, that could belong to about half the women in Newport Beach.

Max

You will be surprised to find out how many people have breast implants; it is a lot more than you would think. WIth the recommendation of replacing implants every 10 years, I don't understand why anyone other than a person who had a mastectomy would ever have that procedure done. I guess it's good business for the cosmetic surgery industry.