[UPDATED with Victory, Battle Scars, New Foes:] Octomom Nadya Suleman Steps into the Ring Again

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UPDATE, AUG. 23, 9:38 A.M.: Man, Octomom's boxing world is just as confusing as her parenting world (or lack thereof). Last we'd heard, unmarried and unemployed La Habra mother of 14 Nadya Suleman's next Celebrity Boxing match was against three chicks in Springfield, Mass., on Sept. 16.

But she just won a bout over the weekend in Florida, against a strip club bartender, and promoter Damon Feldman said afterward Nads next steps into the ring Sept. 24 in Los Angeles, perhaps vs. former WWE star Chyna.

Perhaps ticket sales in the Bay State were lagging. Despite Octomom's tall tale disease apparently infecting Feldman, who claimed hundreds turned out for Saturday night's fight at the Ocean Manor Resort in Fort Lauderdale, the Miami Herald's count put the crowd at "three dozen."

And those three dozen were not exactly happy campers: Most reportedly gave Suleman the solo finger salute as she dashed from the room after her three-round, split decision win over Playhouse Gentlemen's Club bartender Cassandra "Patience" Anderson.

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No, if Octomom is going to spend any time with you at all, you've got to have a notepad, microphone or press camera in hand, as witnessed by her pre-fight poses showing off what the Daily Mail described as "gruesome body scars" from multiple births. (Click on the link to see them as I can't afford to post the shots here.)

Meanwhile, with or without a bout near Beantown or face-off against Chyna in LA, Suleman is also squaring off against neighbors and city officials back home in Guadalahabra. One of her official publicity arms, TMZ (the other being RadarOnline) reports that the city fined her $100 for having an above-ground Doughboy pool in her backyard without the required municipal permit.

However, the fine ballooned up to $600 because Octomom refused to abide by a city-imposed deadline to either get a permit or remove the pool, claiming vindictive neighbors are to blame for the code enforcement.

TMZ ends its item with a pertinent question: "What's Octo doing with a pool in her backyard when she has 14 kids she can barely control?"

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UPDATE, AUG. 15, 9:10 A.M.: Alas, Octomom will not be stepping into the ring to square off against Casey Anthony.

Well, at least not Sept. 16 in Springfield, Mass.

Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman on Friday announced three opponents will face La Habra's unemployed single mother of 14 Nadya Suleman for one round each.

All are from the Springfield area, they are bartender Patty Poteat of Westfield, website owner Jenna Wikler of Northampton and local hair stylist Deana Supernor, reports that town's newspaper, The Republican.

Feldman says he received emails from 1,400 prospective boxers, one-tenth of those being from the Springfield area.

Since Suleman was engaged in pre-fight banter with Anthony, we suggested they face one another. However, a judge has ordered Anthony, last seen window shopping in Ohio, back to Florida to serve out her probation.

The three-round event had originally been scheduled for Aug. 27 at the Mardi Gras in downtown Springfield, which is about 90 miles west of Boston. Tickets to the Sept. 16 bout are $20, and a portion of proceeds helps the town's tornado relief effort, according to Feldman.

Now Springfield must prepare for Hurricane Nads, as the promoter claims she has been training heavily for the match.



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UPDATE, AUG. 2, 9:21 A.M.: Anyone else want to punch Octomom?

Promoter Damon Feldman--whose "Celebrity Boxing" roster has included such D-listers as Tonya Harding, Jose Canseco, Joey Buttafuco, John Wayne Bobbitt and, yes, La Habra's single mother of 14 Nadya Suleman, announced Monday he's looking for a second woman to step into the ring against her.

There's a catch . . .

You have to travel to Massachusetts for the Aug. 27 Sept. 16 bout. The exact location is Springfield, which is about 90 miles west of Boston.

Springfield's newspaper The Republican reports the fight will consist of three, one-minute rounds. Combatants will wear oversized gloves and protective head gear. No experience is required to step into the ring against Suleman, said Feldman, who hopes to land "a radio personality or someone well-known in the community who has a following."

He's also keen on giving some proceeds to a local charity. "We heard about the tornado that struck Springfield, and we are interested in contributing to local efforts there," Feldman reportedly said.

The promoter has already dealth with Hurricane Nadya, having helmed her June 29 bout in New Jersey against a radio personality. More memorable at that event was a fellow who yelled at Nads and tried to get to her before being escorted out.

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Barbwire
Barbwire

Here's a YouTube of the Springfield "match" 9/24. One poster says Octogloves was beaten 3X by D-Dizzle- even tho Octo's rep tweeted she lost 1 and won 1.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...looks like a sparse crowd there.

barbwire
barbwire

I guess you are the only one who has reported on her grand appearance in Springfield, Mass. (except for her rep tweeting something)! Ha. The match was supposed to be against THREE opponents but her rep tweeted she lost one match and won the second. Isn't that two opponents? I think one other may have bailed when she complained on facebook the thing was rigged and other disparaging comments {shock}. Hope they made enough to pay for their plane tickets, hotel stay and dinner. But hey, Octo got another vacay from those kids. It's refreshing that no paps bothered to report...too bad that trend doesn't continue.

Barbwire
Barbwire

Maybe Octo can compare notes with Chyna on their shared experiences with Dr. Drew or maybe their shared friends in the world of porn! Chyna was on a "reality" show which Octo is desperate for. What they don't have in common: Chyna has NO kids, was actually an athlete with a following and Chyna doesn't seem to regret her history in porn.

Logical Lady
Logical Lady

I think I love you. Or perhaps I just love your Octomom posts. Unlike most, you haven't been fooled by her deception and double-speak. She acts like a spoiled teenager with little concern for the consequences of her actions, and not a clue how to handle money. Yet she has 14 children dependent on her for their physical and emotional well-being. The footage I've seen inside her home shows a life of chaos, tears, and filth. Can you imagine having this loon for a mother?

KC
KC

Okay, I'm a jerk.  I had to look at Octomoms birth scars on the Daily Mail link (thanks for tempting me, Coker!).  Anyway, I just figured out what her real problem is.  She's a lizard.

briansays
briansays

how about going a round with one or more of the real oc housewivesthey won't cop to it but i'm sure some could use the money

Gria Andolina
Gria Andolina

If the promoter was really interested in raising some funds , he'd get the right to filming in court when Toxomom is prosecuted for serial child abuse and workers compensation fraud.

Jane
Jane

Octopig is an accomplished liar.  What I don't understand is why there are morons out there who still believe every word that spews from her surgically enhanced lips!  Someone replied to me a few days ago and said, "There is no proof that she abuses her kids."  How can anyone reason with someone like tha?  Those babies are COVERED with bruises--plenty of bruises--all the time!  She SCREAMS at them CONSTANTLY,  Do you realize how that affects them.  (They have become withdrawn, frightened, sad, mute, lonely, afraid, and slavisly obediant.)  Only a person who dilberately chooses to turn a blind eye can say there is no proof of abuse.  There is emotional abuse, phycological abuse, mental abuse and physical abuse.  CPS will wait until one of thoses babies is dead before they step in--and then the blood of that innocent baby will be on their souls. 

LTomlinson
LTomlinson

I love Nadya.  I wish I could be a nanny to some of the children.   I have 3 grown children and 10 grandchildren and 6 great-grandsons...all mine by blood.   I am 63 and love kids.   Good for you Nadya!

Margaret
Margaret

LTomlinson you said  "Good for you Nadya!". Either you are an Octotrash plant or have an early claim to brain diease. Is it good to neglect a birth defect that should have been repaired in the 1st three months of life ? Octotrash waited 2 1/2 yrs before someone intervened and finally the surgery was done. Oh, and yes it was done pro bono.  is this a good thing. Is it good to drag 10 kids who never leave their 1 room, caged cribs, let alone a house onto an Airplane, flew acrooss country, strapped in 6 hours 1 way, strapped in 9 hours on the return, with no diaper chages either way, is that good ? Is it good to drag 8 bare-foot 2 year old's across hot concrete payment & hot sand for the purpose of a photo OP ? All the while the Mother, Octotrash had shoes on. It's painful just seeing the pictures of them crying, while the "Pig from LaHarbra" could care less. Is this good ? Is it good to use those children as an ATM ? Is it good to emotionally and physically abuse 8 babies to the point that they don't talk yet ? And what about the other 6 chilldren ? What has she done to them ? Of the 6 oldest children, 2 are  potty trained. Let's see, the 10 and 8 year old can use the bathroom. The twins are not potty trained and the little girl barely speaks.  Adin is Autistic, has to be fed, wears diapers. The person you claim to love has harmed, for life, 14 children, so she could be famous. Really LTomlinson I would like you to reply. I want to see what there is to like, let alone love in a 'SERIAL CHILD ABUSER" AND IF YOU LACK COURAGE TO REPLY, try picking people  to defend who are not bottom feeders, grifters, welfare abusers, fame whores, and want to be Porn Queens.

Jules
Jules

Spend a week, day, hour in that house from hell and then report back on what really goes on in the lives of the La Habra hostages...their birthing unit should have her own circle in hell for the way she has "parented" those poor kids...no doubt when KARMA comes calling it won't be good for octo but she'll deserve whatever she gets.

Keep up the great job Matt...we love ya!

Kerry214
Kerry214

Thank God there are people like you, Matt. Lets hope the CPS people read your column.

Hey, Octotrash,  Instead of flying around the country looking for Video Face time, hanging with Porn Stars, try helping your children learn to talk. By the way, Mother of the year  (NOT), try teaching the 8 babies to talk does not mean getting in their faces, screaming at them to say the word you want them to say, or they will get a Time-Out. CPS do you hear this ??? Check the video people!! 

Potty Training for the 12 kids still in diapers would help too. Maybe then the video crews recently at your LaHarbra Hovel would not make comments about "A strange ordors". 

For someone who has no paid help, Octotrash, you are missing from the LaHarbra Hovel from hours at a time, to days at a time.  So who's with the 14 children ? Don't say Friends. No totally sane person would stay in the "Diaper Factory" for any length of time. Are you shoving the care of your children onto your 71 year old Mother again ?. Is she raising the 14 now ? Your Mother raised the first 6. Don't you think it's a disgrace to ask her to be responsible for your selfishness?  Noticed in the Aussie video that  you were dressed, and of course fully made up. But, the babies in contrast were in diapers, some of those diapers were loaded too, no shoes, dirty faces. You sure have time for yourself. Not so for your children. 

And by the way, stop bad mouthing your daughter Amerah. You DO push off the parenting on her. Telling Dr. Drew, that Amerah only pretends to care for the 8 babies when the camera is on her. No, Octotrash it's you who does the Mother act when the camera rolls. Many video crews have commented about your on camera behavior and your off camera behavior.

Gotcha
Gotcha

Just stopped by to give ya my support, Matt!  (Gotta luv ya!)

Blondie
Blondie

Ditto me, Matt. All the good comments are taken. Keep up the good work.

Lol
Lol

totally agree Matt is a commenting master.. his new name should be post daddy!

Barbwire
Barbwire

Ever wonder where all the money is coming from to back these loser events she keeps chasing?These gigs are in the red before they ever begin but thanks to a certain billionaire, Alki David who owns the company BattleCam which films all this trash and pays the promoter Damon Feldman (banned from boxing in several states) Octomon can pursue her stardumb career! Now the billionaire is bringing the world voyeuristic filming of ASSISTED SUICIDES to whoever will watch!!!http://www.radaronline.com/exc...Real nice crowd Octomom is running with!

Gria Andolina
Gria Andolina

I don't think this tweaked-out skidmark needs anyone but herself to do herself in. Not assisted-- in her case it is obviously media suicide. It's just that she needs to make us watch her doing it. Verrrrry slowwwllly swirllling everrrr downnn the drrainn.And taking 14 kids and a pair of elderly parents with her

Katherine L. Lawrence
Katherine L. Lawrence

She's 36 yrs old and thinks she's all that and then some. NOT! Somebody needs to knock her into reality! For someone who's shy, paranoid, and hates the media she sure gets around. She was worried about being a "carnival attraction" what the hell does she think her PR VaGina is doing to her at her exspense. Some people just don't get it!  

briansays
briansays

she hire casey anthony to watch the 14 kids while she is gone?

Gria Andolina
Gria Andolina

It's amazing how much she is rapidly aging into looking exactly like the maid on Will and Grace, isn't it? At least now Angelina Jolie will certainly need never be concerned that anyone would ever confuse the two of them

Jlc
Jlc

I would like to punch her bags  :)

Hopeflys
Hopeflys

It's all part of her new therapy and will be in her book. Just last week she told Dr. Drew she was having panic attacks brought on by the death threats and female stalkers. What better way to overcome these fears than to fly across the country and invite people who want to punch you in the face to meet you at a sleazy bar for a boxing match.  .

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