[UPDATED with More Nuttiness:] Birthers Queen Orly Taitz Pisses Off Yet Another Federal Judge

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UPDATED, JULY 26, 4:15 P.M.: Another day, another federal judge Queen of the Birthers Orly Taitz has managed to piss off.

The latest is District Court Judge Royce C. Lamberth, who wrote of the Laguna Niguel dentist/lawyer/real-estate saleswoman--in a ruling dated Monday--"Plaintiff is either toying with the Court or displaying her own stupidity."

The stupidity stems from Taitz's case alleging President Barack Obama is using someone else's Social Security number (no doubt part of his debt-ceiling-busting scheme to bring down the whole system!).

Taitz has drawn Lamberth's wrath for failing to adhere to the court's order that she only include in her funny papers that last four digits of the Social Security number, as opposed to the whole thing. Despite repeated warnings, Taitz ain't getting it (which, as many have claimed, may be the crux of her obsession).

When Taitz admitted to making the error once but blaming subsequent fuck-ups on the court clerk, Lamberth shot back, "After making the somewhat hysterical claim in her motion for reconsideration that there may be 'an employee in this court, who is intentionally sabotaging' her, plaintiff engaged the Court's Courtroom Deputy Clerk in a lengthy, accusatory conversation. There is no logical explanation she can provide as to why she is now wasting the Court's time, as well as staff's time, with these improper redactions."

Maybe Lamberth is the crazy one for expecting logic from Orly. Because, as Marty Wisckol notes in the Orange County Register, Taitz has compiled something of a fuming federal judge list that includes:

  • Clay D. Land, who wrote that a Taitz filing was "breathtaking in its arrogance and borders on delusional. She expresses no contrition or regret regarding her misconduct. To the contrary, she continues her baseless attacks on the Court...." Land sanctioned her $20,000 for misconduct, a sum collected last month after a lien was put on her house;

  • David O. Carter, who in rejecting her Obama birthplace case in 2009 wrote, "Plaintiffs' request, asking this Court to sweep away the votes of over 69 million Americans with the stroke of a pen and order a new election during which the country would be in a state of turmoil, ignores the Constitution's processes and separation of powers that were developed by the founders";

  • Andrew Guilford, who, as the original post indicates, Taitz accuses of being part of a bizarre conspiracy with other birther lawyers trying to shut down her Social Security case.

Keep going, Orly; five more and you can field a judicial softball team.

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iavswn
iavswn

She has the intelligence to know her lawsuits are frivolous. She still continues with them though in hopes of getting a hit. Its a hit or miss kind of thing.  How she is able to do that is courts give privileges to lawyers they do not give to pro-se.  She knows that and is exploiting it.

Darren Hankins
Darren Hankins

she is a crazy evil little troll bitcchhh.....disbar this dumb B and send her back to Russia....I hope Obama make her disappear

bob
bob

Fogblow? really? I just got one of those. Now that i know what it means, can't help but think of kindergarten kids on the playground; plugging their ears and shouting, "NANANANANANANA". I am not a vindictive person, but what is the likelihood of hundreds of people flooding her e-mail with requests for her bar certificate? If it is illegal i would retract such a query, but if not, could it be done? It would be nice to turn the tables. I know i should just walk away, but with the birthers i can't. Westboro Baptist; i can walk away. Defense of marriage; i can walk away. Birthers just piss me off.

matt gordon
matt gordon

Who knew rabid racism could drive someone so far south of sanity.

DevilishHeels
DevilishHeels

I will never understand these people. If more than one person knows a secret, its not a secret anymore. Obama would need a hell of a lot of people to pull off this "conspiracy". Also, the birthers claim this has nothing to do with racism, right because as well all know every president has trouble with people believing they were not born in the US. Last time i checked, the other presidents only had to worry about 2 things: getting votes and money for their campaign.

Ed Hoy
Ed Hoy

Oops, I just pee'd myself! Orly you are the BEST!

Ed Hoy
Ed Hoy

Holy Cow Orly! You are seriously delusional. I hope you continue to speak up and have your rants publisized, as seemingly everytime you are heard, your arguments are less plausible. You are hilarious! LOVE it. I wonder if you are actually a plant, placed to discredit all “birthers”. Who ever is promoting you is doing a great job of highlighting the far rights craziness and proving your viewpoints laughable. Kudos to you, nutsack.

C H
C H

She is an idiot. She likes publicity. And how she was able to obtain a degree in anything requiring two brain cells, is beyond understanding. How she is able to get anyone to interview her, or listen to her ramblings say's a lot about the intelligence of people. She is an ignorant, publicity hound. But she has one thing right, people will believe anything no matter how outrageous that does not require logic.

 

Snertly
Snertly

The only way Ms Taitz would be more fun to read about is if she were photographed in flagrante delicto with Andrew Breitbart.

CuriouslyMe
CuriouslyMe

Hello.  This is my first post.  I am just curious.  How do the birthers explain that along with a copy of the birth certificate -- and who cares what color paper the COPY was made on, you can copy onto anything -- there was a letter of authenticity from the public official that saw the original and who authorized the copy?  I never hear them explain that away.  I always thought that Obama didn't go to the trouble of getting the long-form because he knew it wouldn't satisfy the nuts, and it hasn't, regardless of the Adobe experts who have called their claims of fraud a joke.  Kind of like their story of the immigrant whose social security number they say Obama is using; a very teeny, weeny investigation and anyone can find that the guy in question had an entirely different SS number.  It seems they don't want to find the truth, or they too would have found that, without much trouble.  And they claim his death wasn't reported to SS.  But it was and is equally easily found.  These people will never be convinced and don't want to be.  They are just nuts.

Ryan9744
Ryan9744

For anyone not already aware of it, this site absolutely crushes the birthers. What make it even better is that it's inhabited by intelligent people with a sense of humor.

http://www.obamaconspiracy.org...

CityCountryMe
CityCountryMe

I, too, wonder why Orly Taitz hasn't been disbarred yet. 

BTW, Orly Taitz, who has not yet been disbarred, looks like Cruella Deville in that photo.  

Kaonashi
Kaonashi

Shit, why not?  Including her plight in Issa's witch-hunt  wouldn't do anything to deface the partisan bullshit he's already mounted.

trent1280
trent1280

It's quite wonderful.

Loons attack loons for being insufficiently looney. Nuts criticize nuts for being inadequately cracked. And the profoundly narcissistic Orly Taitz "Esq" rants at anyone who disagrees with her, for any reason at all.

In the world of the birthers, and the afterbirthers, this only makes sense. Taitz has lost EVERY court case she has attempted to bring in this matter. She has been held in contempt by a Federal judge, and forced to pay a $20,000 fine -- which she managed to get her most credulous followers to pay on her behalf. Her understanding of procedure borders on the sub-literate.

Her racial animus is everywhere apparent. Her former allies fall away like flies. Her paramour Charles Lincoln is now suing her for alienation of affections, and four of her erstwhile 'clients' have dropped her with complaints of unprofessional conduct going to the California bar.

Who could not like the lunatic Taitz? She is so nuts that squirrels with food fetishes stare at her in awe.

Nimrod
Nimrod

Wow! Oliver Douglas is a fourteenth generation American! Is that like listing your fathers birth place as "Kenya, East Africa" 2.5 years before the Republic of Kenya (became so in 1964, before that it was the British East Africa Protectorate-Kenya Colony) even existed on your supposed Birth Certificate?

Let's see, 14 generations of Americans, did your ancestors know any dinosaurs back then? Did they refer to blacks as of race "African " 14 generations ago in America? Did they use digital typesetting to forge quill written documents back then? 14 generations, Wow!

Briansays
Briansays

bet she has a huge collection of interracial porn

Mark Smith
Mark Smith

Time will tell who is right- if access to vital documents is obtained.  A  court supoena have been served in Hawaii on Loretta Fuddy to bring the Obama BC into the daylight- just as soon as the Hawaii government/court officials return to town and nobody in the office  knows when that will be. Loretta Fuddy has unexpectedly left the island and I guess she has the keys to the vault where the Obama bc is hidden away.

mirele
mirele

Y'all really shouldn't link to Orly Taitz' House of Flying Monkeys, at least not without a warning. Her site is infected with all manner of malware and digital nastiness, to the point where more sophisticated browsers throw up a roadblock first. Thanks for taking this into consideration!

subsilentio
subsilentio

Most of Orly's nuts are too stupid to speak anything resembling English.  You can identify them by their all-caps "speech" and tendency toward gibberish.

Kelly M. Bray
Kelly M. Bray

What country would be dumb enough to take her?

Oliver Douglas
Oliver Douglas

According to these clowns, presidential eligibility is based on something the Founders may have read, and not based on the Constitution they wrote.  Obama's birth certificate was forged by someone who used at least 23 different typewriters on the same document.  Two Honolulu newspapers, almost 50 years ago, planted birth announcements as part of a New World Order plot to seat the future Manchurian Candidate president (oops, except he turned out to be black).  The Fourteenth Amendment is not really supposed to be part of the Constitution.  Obama should be unseated by any means necessary, including by military coup d'etat, All of his decisions, signatures and appointments should be reversed and he should be sent to Guantanamo, while the Birthers organize an extra-Constitutional special election.  THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE REPUBLICANS TAKE AWAY PUBLIC MONEY FOR MENTAL HEALTH CARE!  THESE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO WALK AMONG US!

GreatGrey
GreatGrey

Why hasn't Orly Taitz been disbarred yet?

Where is the CA Bar?
Where is the CA Bar?

Gee, only two of Orly's nutters have sullied the comments section so far.  Are their ranks being depleted?  Since most of Orly's fans are in the 70 plus crowd (the multimillionairess loves to take their Social Security dollars via the PayPal button), perhaps it's just natural attrition. 

Kelly M. Bray
Kelly M. Bray

Ahhh, the looney tunes are out in force already. Next up, the Flat Earth Society Summit 2012

iavswn
iavswn

They rarely ever disbar lawyers. The state bars are all ran by lawyers and lawyers protect their own. Nevertheless, exploiting the system like she does is grounds for disbarment.

iavswn
iavswn

But you are acting crazy too.  Why you acting crazy like her???

Bill T.
Bill T.

My take is that it may be pissing in the wind, she and her ilk will never get it, but journalists have an obligation to call out these morons.

greylox
greylox

**Above all else, how does she get anyone to sit in a dentist's chair?

bob
bob

"How do the birthers explain that along with a copy of the birth certificate ... there was a letter of authenticity from the public official that saw the original and who authorized the copy?"

The birther explanation is simple: The State of Hawaii is in on it.  Under the administration of a republican governor who campaigned for President Obama's opponent, state government workers repeatedly and expressly stated that President Obama was born there.  Workers under the next (democratic) administration doubled-down on those lies and produced the long-form birth certificate by using no less five typewriters.

iavswn
iavswn

The complaint sent to the California bar was extensive. Many pages long. As I said in my post though, the  state bars are ran by lawyers and lawyers protect their own. They rarely ever disbar someone.

Oliver Douglas
Oliver Douglas

Hey, Nimrod:  My forbears came to the colonies in the early 1600's, and helped to form our Republic as leaders of clergy, military, business and politic. 

Just another example of the kind of hatred that these undereducated and bitter souls like to spew.  When overwhelmed by the facts, USE A PERSONAL ATTACK!  

Truth is, it impresses me when one of them shows off their counting skills so eagerly...  

trent1280
trent1280

Oh, Mark... you know as little about court procedure and rules of evidence as the laughable Orly. And that is, my friend, almost nothing.

There is no "court subpoena" that "have" (sic) been served on Loretta Fuddy -- or anyone else. It doesn't exist. You simply don't comprehend the subpoena power.

Poor, substandard Orly is trying to obtain standing in this matter. She is trying to force public access to a private file. Her so-called 'subpoena' is NOT a court order -- the only kind that is enforceable. It is a PRIVATE filing, receipted by a clerk. Even the deluded Orly admits that it is "signed by a clerk"; ie, it has NOT been signed by a Judge.

If you don't understand the difference, you understand nothing.

She has a receipt for an attempted fishing expedition. Only grandiose conspiracists like yourself could possibly mistake her 'subpoena' for the real thing. Sheesh, you birthers. You are such silly, ignorant people.

BUT:  at least your fetishes keep you off the streets at night, and that keeps our children safe...

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

NONSENSE..  Orly Taitz has served several so-called "subpoenas" on the Hawai'i Dept. of Health, but they haven't conformed to any federal and local rules with regard to procedure.  Hawai'i is strictly bound by law not to reveal ANYONE'S private information, and indeed the (real) birth certificate is privileged and protected by those statutes.  BIRTHERS NEED TO QUIT THEIR WHOLESALE FABRICATION OF THE FACTS.  

Ie: "just as soon as the Hawaii government/court officials return to town and nobody in the office  knows when that will be."  This is a misstatement of a DOH employee's comment on the phone yesterday, that Fuddy was not on the island.  Could be:  1) Off for the weekend, 2) On another (of the seven) Hawai'ian islands conducting official business, 3) Not taking calls (initiated by Orly Taitz) from the brain-dead racists who make up Orly's crew..

The Birthers' contention is that the Founding Fathers did not give African-Americans any rights, therefore we should do what they "intended" in the "original" Constitution - and not take into account any of the Constitutional amendments that attempted to level the playing field for all races.

Let's refer to the Birther Movement by a more appropriate moniker: the Ku Klux Klan.   

Where is the CA Bar?
Where is the CA Bar?

Time will only tell that Taitz will go down in defeat once again.  She hasn't won a single case on this nonsense.  A wise man once said if there are five ways to f*** up a pleading, Taitz will find seven.  So, dude, don't hold your breath. 

subsilentio
subsilentio

Apparently, only the United States of America, if her claims of citizenship are true.  However, I am not so unpatriotic as to believe, without evidence, that a Moldovan Communist like this is really an American citizen.

Why doesn't she put these rumors to rest and prove her citizenship?

I think the reasons are obvious.

Plutodog
Plutodog

You know, Sirhan Sirhan is insane.  And you know what that means about Orly, right?

Yep, stark raving!

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

Orly Taitz contends she has not been disbarred, and I'm pretty sure she hasn't, but I'm still waiting for the proof.  It's time that Birther Barker Taitz release her long-form bar certificate stating that indeed she has not been disbarred.  Personally, I think this non-disbarment certificate does not exist, and I'm waiting for Dr. Taitz to explain why she has not released it.     

Fred Muggs
Fred Muggs

I think you meant to say: Why hasn't Orly Taitz been deported yet?

Kelly M. Bray
Kelly M. Bray

She is such great entertainment. You can spend hours saying to your friends......she said what???? Hahaha...Why miss out on all of that just to disbar her?

DaveH
DaveH

Not only that but I am sure that the letters also had several layers in them. So, in short, I will now make the argument that every birfer makes. FOGBLOW! http://fogblow.net

Bill T.
Bill T.

Yah, I loved the "... supoena have been served ... ". It could be a typo, I make typos too, but somehow I doubt it.

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

I have confirmed that the Rev. Dr. Orly Taitz, Esq. Ltd. was not disbarred yesterday - even though the rumors continue to swirl about the non-disbarment, and Taitz's refusal to confirm or deny such reports.  IT'S TIME FOR FULL DISCLOSURE!!

subsilentio
subsilentio

I wonder that too.  I have seen no long-form naturalization certificate, and I seriously doubt that she is anything other than the illegal Communist alien she appears to be.

Bill T.
Bill T.

Well, I take the time to proof my posts but lots of idiot errors make it through anyway. You understand I'm not really arguing against you, I believe your points stand, but I reserve a bit of benefit of the doubt, just on principle, seeing that I actually have principles. Unlike the birthers, of course.

trent1280
trent1280

Ahh, Bill T, it was no typo. How much effort does it take to quickly proof a post before sending it off?

In my experience, birthers are -- at best -- sub-literate. An error of that sort is all too typical of the ignorance of their sort.

A pitiful lot of dunces they are, by and large. Their childish command of the language gives them away, every time.

greylox
greylox

**I do not believe she has ever practiced law, as we would commonly define it.

jtmunkus
jtmunkus

THIS JUST IN:  There will be NO disbarment proceeding today for Orly Taitz, Esq.  Despite much speculation and rampant rumors in the press and online, the California State Bar will NOT initiate disbarment proceedings - at least for today - and Orly Taitz will be allowed to continue practicing law.. 

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