Skeletor v. Terminator: Maria Shriver Files for Divorce from Arnold Schwarzenegger

By Matt Coker Fri., Jul. 1 2011 at 6:57 PM

If you didn't see this one coming, you probably still hold onto the belief machines will not one day enslave us mortals:

Skeletal, Oprah-endorsed, Kennedy-spawn Maria Shriver has filed for a divorce from maid-bangin', 'roid-constructed, faded-action-star-turned-gubernatorial flop Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Maria cites irreconcilable differences (read: wandering Extrawurst).

"Talk to ze hand."

Her lawyer Laura Wasser filed divorce documents in Los Angeles County Superior Court six weeks after Ahnuld disclosed he fathered a child with former housekeeper and Fifth Street tranny doppelgänger Mildred Baena.

Shriver is seeking shared custody of their two sons under 18 and an "amicable" divorce--which in California legal speak means half of the millions and millions Schwarzenegger earned over their 25 years of marriage.

The ex-Governator, who cited his keen business acumen to get rubes to elect him to the Golden State's top elected office, never got a pre-nup.

Ach du lieber!

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murmur55

Now the nasty power-monger Maria Shriver can pay back all those women who were assaulted by her husband and silenced by her. Stay out of public life, Maria, and keep all your malignant women-battering Kennedy clansmen out too.

Homestead

She's a whore! She sold out California for a shot at her incapable husband becoming Governor.

The facts are she hosed California because she was vain and selfish. This has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with selfishness.

Mike

I'd like to have a photo of Matt Coker's mother. I'm sure I could come up with some tasteless observations as well...only mine would be more original and creative.

Guest

I thought the photos in this article were pictures of Matt's mother.

Matt, you better go on Maury and get the DNA test.

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Floozy

No wonder Californians hate Orange County.. you people are shameful.

Newportblue65

Then you don't have to come around!

Gonzalezpeter19

the shameful people are liberals they are the ones who have ruined California!!! Shwarzenegger was not a Conservative he was a RINO the equivalent to a Lib!!! So in closing Californnia was ruined by liberal excrement Brown, Boxer, Pelosi, Harmon, just to name a few they all need to go back to their port-o-pottys and stay there

Newportblue65

Very well said G19. Short and easy to understand!