Orly Taitz: Who "ID-Ed" "Bin Ladin?" And What's That On My Forehead?

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Leave it to Orange County dentist/disbarred (we wish) attorney/birther wackjob Orly Taitz to not only question President Obama's announcement that Osama bin Laden is dead, but also to do so in an incoherent, grammatically incorrect, and all-around childishly stupid manner.

Posted on her website, just below a link to a video of her looking crazy and fumbling a TV reporter's questions about when she plans to go away and never come back is the following all-caps one-liner:

More after the jump . . .



"WHO ID-ED BIN LADIN AND WHY THEY DIDN'T TAKE HIM ALIVE TO GET INFO ON OTHER TERRORISTS?

That's it. Taitz just asks the question but doesn't answer it. But anyways, where to start with this one? First of all, "ID'd" is short for "identified," not "ID-ED." Secondly, it's Osama bin Laden, not BIN LADIN. Just google "bin Ladin" and see for yourself. Your computer will ask you if you're searching for "bin Laden." Hint: the answer's yes, although thanks to President Obama, no, we're not searching for bin Laden anymore, because we killed him.

Which brings us to the last point. Are you seriously asking why we didn't keep bin Laden alive so we could ask him about other terrorists. I mean, who is he going to betray? Bin Laden? Fuck's sake, Orly, that's dumb. But anyways, if you're really that desperate for anti-Obama angles that you're trying to ask the question: "Why didn't they take him alive to get info on other terrorists?" you need to pose your question in the form of a question. Just putting a question mark at the end of a sentence doesn't make it a question, just like calling Obama's Hawaii birth certificate a fraud doesn't make it a fraud, although strangely, it does make you a fraud.

Better luck next time, birth-brain.


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HBoA  .590 And Six Straight Fi
HBoA .590 And Six Straight Fi

Dick. I mean Nick. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for attacking critical thinkers like Orly and for making fun of her English to boot. You're just a cog in the corrupt system. At least Orly wants order. She does it pro bono b/c she cares. Meanwhile you're just a part of the corporate media that can't think for themselves and has to terrorize people that stand on principle.

trent1280
trent1280

Now that the Birthers have been utterly discredited, and the Afterbirthers have gained no traction at all, it's time to honor Donald Trump and Orly Taitz in a new way.

Bring on The Corpsers!

We demand to see the long form death certificate! We demand to compare DNA with that of some random guy! We demand to test all documents!

If our demands are not met, The Donald will send his investigators! We will go to CIA, entire senate, World Court and Queen Elizabeth!

The Corpsers have spoken! Long live Orly and The Donald! Death to conspiracies! Death to Soviet Union, but not Moldava! Death to plottists!

When in Atlantic City, be sure to visit the Hotel Trump and Casino Trump!!!

Gussy
Gussy

why is nick shou posting this as breaking news when it sounds like an editorial? this is why people no longer read tripe. He is setting himself up for perpetual unemployment

exposeobama
exposeobama

Nick, I’m going to admit, Dr. Taitz English could use some improvement. However, as bad as it appears to be, she has educated millions of Americans on Obama/Soetoro/Soebarkah.

Birth Certificate (As in one that has numerous discrepancies)

Social Security number as in using one belonging to a dead person.

Selective Service Registration, (as one having numerous discrepancies.)

Natural Born Citizen (A phrase which, curiously, never seems to be uttered on the MSM)

Seditious Conspiracy

Corrupt Judiciary

Civil & Criminal Rico

Is there anything about the above-referenced anyone has difficulty in understanding?

rfredson
rfredson

You're calling Orly dumb? Pot, I'd like you to meet kettle.

getoffthegridfools
getoffthegridfools

Ya im sure youll all be laughing when they herd you into the fema trains and haul your yuppie brainwashed asses off to the fema labor camps to work off your part of the national debt ha ha ha ha ha ha...................

Bill T.
Bill T.

Obviously, "identified" by that bastion of the commy left-wing press conspiracy the U. S. Navy SEALS, DUH. Who would have more of a mission to fabricate information to attempt to tear down those fonts of truth Taitz, Limbaugh, Trump, .... .By the way, I have some really interesting investments for you followers of Taitz, contact me at: www.get-bilked-by-ponzi.com

Anonymous
Anonymous

Bravo for this article's spirit, except you committed a considerably worse grammatical and journalistic crime than Orly Taint. Ready? "Anyways" is not a word, and never has been. You will never see it in print. The word you seek is "anyway." And a much more minor note: there should not be a comma after "grammatically incorrect."

Squeeky Fromm
Squeeky Fromm

Well, people may tease Dr. Taitz, but you know what??? Obama coughed up his long form birth certificate. Sooo, I say---Thank You Dr. Taitz!!!

Squeeky FrommGirl Reporter

Fallinoutofluv
Fallinoutofluv

Hey Nick- here's a newsflash... the man that killed Bin Laden was an American SEAL, you know... one of the guys that Obama wasn't going to pay just a few short weeks ago!!! Remember? btw- to have the word "wackjob" in the 2nd line in your article~ speaks volumes.

Kaonashi
Kaonashi

Oh, that bin Laden? Yeah, he was just some guy. Had some radical ideas and acted out on them to achieve some crazy ideals, but in the end, he was just some guy, and he died in the way that such crazy guys do.

That will be the judgement of history. Let's not get all histrionic.

Angleshod
Angleshod

you know, attacking grammar and spelling instead of the issue is the first sign of not having a real case or a leg to stand on dude...lol...surely you can do better than that...just sayin.

cpanon
cpanon

You are as insulting as your stupidity. There is nothing wrong with that question, perfectly reasonable. Osama is an enemy combatant and to loose the opportunity to "enhance" interrogate him was either deliberate or naive. Who ID-ed him is important to see if we Pakistan was genuinely helpful or coerced and unreliable by being co-opted.

Why is it all you Obots sycophants so intellectually and cognitively unable to not use the low-grade short-cut of profanities. Do you actually think the rest of us are so shocked by your use of florid strings of adjectives or pre-pubescent sexual or scatological insults that the degree of our shock is somehow in your rudimentary thinking an example how important you point. You are lucky beyond you ability to understand.

Cna
Cna

A multitude of different inside sources both publicly and privately, including one individual who personally worked with Bin Laden at one time, told us directly that Osama’s dead corpse has been on ice for nearly a decade and that his “death” would only be announced at the most politically expedient time.

That time has now come with a years-old fake picture being presented as the only evidence of his alleged killing yesterday, while Bin Laden’s body has been hastily dumped into the sea to prevent anyone from finding out when he actually died.

In April 2002, over nine years ago, Council on Foreign Relations member Steve R. Pieczenik, who served as Deputy Assistant Secretary of State under Henry Kissinger, Cyrus Vance, and James Baker, told the Alex Jones Show that Bin Laden had already been “dead for months”.

Pieczenik would be in a position to know such information, having worked directly with Bin Laden when the US was funding and arming the terror leader in an attempt to drive the Soviets out of Afghanistan in the late 70′s and early 80′s (a documented historical fact that talking heads in the corporate media are actually denying today in light of developments).

“I found out through my sources that he had had kidney disease. And as a physician, I knew that he had to have two dialysis machines and he was dying,” Pieczenik told Jones during the April 24, 2002 interview.

“And you could see those in those films, those made-up photos that they were sending us out of nowhere. I mean, suddenly, we would see a video of bin Laden today and then out of nowhere, they said oh it was sent to us anonymously, meaning that someone in the government, our government, was trying to keep up the morale on our side and say oh we still have to chase this guy when, in fact, he’s been dead for months,” added Pieczenik.

Pieczenik then stated that the video tape of a fat Bin Laden look alike “taking responsibility” for 9/11 that was released in December 2001 was “such a hoax” designed to “manipulate” people in the emotional aftermath of 9/11.

The subsequent war in Afghanistan that followed 9/11 was orchestrated “With the agreement of the bin Laden family, knowing fully well that he would die,” said Pieczenik. “And I think that Musharraf, the President of Pakistan, spilled the beans by accident three months ago when he said that bin Laden was dead because his kidney dialysis machines were destroyed in East Afghanistan.”

In addition to Pieczenik, as we reported in August 2002, Alex Jones was separately told by a high level Republican source that Bin Laden was dead and that his body was being kept “on ice” until Osama’s death could be announced at the most “politically expedient” time.

When Jones asked the source if his claim was mere speculation or whether it was actually true, the source re-iterated the fact that he was being deadly serious and that Bin Laden’s corpse was “physically on ice” waiting to be rolled out for public consumption at the most opportune moment.

A d v e r t i s e m e n tMany expected that moment to be right before the 2004 election, but after Democrats began speculating about the possibility, Republicans settled instead for a fake Osama video tape that was released on the eve of the election and, according to both George W. Bush and John Kerry, was the deciding factor in a closely-fought contest. Veteran news reader Walter Cronkite labeled the entire farce a Karl Rove-orchestrated “set-up”.

In addition to these sources, a deluge of other heads of state as well as intelligence agency professionals have gone on record over the past nine years to state their belief that Bin Laden was likely dead, after it became clear that the Al-Qaeda leader’s health was in severe decline as a result of kidney disease at the end of 2001. These include;

- Former CIA officer and hugely respected intelligence & foreign policy expert Robert Baer, who in 2008 when asked about Bin Laden by a radio host responded, “Of course he is dead.”

- On December 26, 2001, Fox News, citing a Pakistan Observer story, reported that the Afghan Taliban had pronounced Bin Laden dead and buried him in an unmarked grave.

- On January 18, 2002, Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf announced: “I think now, frankly, he is dead.”

- On July 17, 2002, the then-head of counterterrorism at the FBI, Dale Watson, told a conference of law enforcement officials that “I personally think he [Bin Laden] is probably not with us anymore.”

- In October 2002, Afghan President Hamid Karzai told CNN that “I would come to believe that [Bin Laden] probably is dead.

- In 2003, former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright told Fox News Channel analyst Morton Kondracke she suspected Bush knew the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden and was waiting for the most politically expedient moment to announce his capture.

- In November 2005, Senator Harry Reid revealed that he was told Osama may have died in the Pakistani earthquake of October that year.

- In February 2007, Professor Bruce Lawrence, head of Duke University’s Religious Studies program, stated that the purported video and audio tapes that were being released of Bin Laden were fake and that he was probably dead.

- On November 2, 2007, former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto told Al-Jazeera’s David Frost that Omar Sheikh had killed Osama Bin Laden.

- In March 2009, former US foreign intelligence officer and professor of international relations at Boston University Angelo Codevilla stated: “All the evidence suggests Elvis Presley is more alive today than Osama Bin Laden.”

- In May 2009, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari confirmed that his “counterparts in the American intelligence agencies” hadn’t heard anything from Bin Laden in seven years and confirmed “I don’t think he’s alive.”

In a way, the establishment had their hand forced in having to announce the death of someone whose shadowy existence had proven very useful to them in maintaining fear and uncertainty amongst the population of America and the world.

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The fact that the myth behind Al-Qaeda has been completely demolished and that the group, through a myriad of revelations, including Anwar Al-Alawki’s post-9/11 visit to the Pentagon, is now widely known to be a US intelligence front, perhaps now means that Al-Qaeda will be swept under the rug and a new enemy will be invented in order to legitimize the continued US military-complex domination of the globe.

H/T: James Corbett – Osama Bin Laden Pronounced Dead… For the Ninth Time

Charlane
Charlane

Orly a dumb blond bitch with an online law degree.

Dee
Dee

This "thing" needs to stop trying to tear down our country. Is she a citizen of the USA? Where is her documentation? Why isn't her SS# displayed all over the internet? Has she paid her frivolous lawsuit fine yet? I bet we wouldn't get an honest answer from her.

DaveH
DaveH

People in Orange County California must be very proud of their 'village idiot' by the name of Orly Taitz. I can see you all setting up a tour company to visit her dental office. The Orly Taitz Comedy Tour...

trent1280
trent1280

On behalf of the after-birthers, Donald Trump and Orly Taitz Esq in particular, we demand to see bin Laden's long-form death certificate.

Submit it to us for authentication. If you do not, we will know this is all a trick designed to discredit birthers, and also those who believe in Bigfoot, the Phlogiston Theory, and Planet Xenu.

We demand the long-form death certificate today! If we do not inspect it, it cannot possibly be real. The Donald will send his team of Inspectors. Do not imagine that they are sleeping on the sands of Hawaii. They are working for The Donald, finding Real Facts!

Thank you.

trent1280
trent1280

Aha! Exposeobama has skulked back! Wonderful.

Two months ago, after repeated challenges for proof of his bizarre claim that Mr Obama has spent "millions" to suppress his birth certificate, the loon disappeared. No proof, no evidence, no fact of any kind was ever produced.

Like a bad hit and run driver, he simply asserted it, and then ran away.

Now, he's back with more wild claims. Wonderful. These Afterbirthers are as tireless as bedbugs, and quite as mad.

Bill T.
Bill T.

What references? I only see unsubstantiated allegations.

trent1280
trent1280

Dear Mr Fools: thank you for your kind note. I wish it had been written in English.

We don't mind you foreigners coming to our country, but before you presume to tell us how to run it, please learn our language. It's called English. It has certain rules about spelling, grammar and syntax that intelligent people try to honor.

By doing so, we may be understood by one another. In this way we forge a democracy based on mutual intelligibility and respect.

What you have written is gibberish, understandable to (and by) no one. Perhaps it made more sense in your native Russian.

Please try again. In English. Thank you.

trent1280
trent1280

I must agree with Squeekeye!

It is time to abandon the Birthers. It is sad, but we lost. There were just too many facts in the way. It is time to shut down the Birthers.

What we must do now is — bring on the Corpsers!

In honor of Orly Taitz and Donald Trump and Sarah Palin, we are pleased to advise that a solid, well-researched and Constitutionally required investigation is now underway.

We demand the long-form death certificate of Osama bin Laden. We demand authentication of his DNA and roasted body parts. We demand to be granted access to all photographic materials being used in this massive hoax by the Usurper Kenyan.

We demand investigation of this plot by FBI, CIA and entire Senate. Also World Court and Queen Elizabeth.

We, the Corpsers, demand all of this NOW. If we are denied immediate access to these documents, we will know for sure that the Usurper in the White House is trying to trick us. Again.

We, the Corpsers, will also be using The Donald’s off-duty investigators.

God Bless Orly Taitz, Esq. She showed us the way, and led us to this mighty end. Also The Donald, who found a way to do this in spite of his multiple bankruptcies and divorces. Bless you, The Donald!

Time for The Corpsers!!! Mens rea! Habeas corpus!!!

Thank you, Squeekeye, for providing this opportunity to share your wisdom with the world. Bring on the Corpsers!

Neferkheperre
Neferkheperre

Is not Obama who wanted to not pay servicemen. respublikanskaya Partiya is responsible. Comrade taitz has failed to reveal 4 years of life. In CCCP, one graduates high school at 16, she left at 20. Plenty of time for KGB.

DaveH
DaveH

What issues? No issues have actually been stated. Only fantasy.

Should anyone debate another's dream?

trent1280
trent1280

Why is your English so poor? Are you a foreigner?

You write in fractured and run-on sentences, foregoing grammar and syntax for the sake of rant and ridiculousness.

You accuse your adversaries of being stupid? Really?

Your spelling is a wreck (correctly, you should have written 'lose the opportunity'). Your 'sentences' tend to have too few verbs, or too many. You wrote "Who ID-ed him is important to see if we Pakistan was..." What nonsense is this? "ID-ed"? Good Lord.

You write interrogatives without punctuation. You begin, semi-literately, to ask, "Why is it all you Obots [sic] sycophants [sic] [verb missing]..." and don't bother to use a question mark at the end.

You carry on in your laughable, childish, ill-educated screed until you stumble to the end with, "You are lucky beyond you ability to understand." What does this mean? 'You' ability? Do you mean 'your' ability? And to understand ... what, precisely?

It is a pitiful joke when a birther attempts to punch above his weight class. Your English is terrible. You are intellectually and cognitively unable to understand your own incapacity.

Apart from that, I urge you to keep trying. Not everyone can afford to subscribe to Comedy Central. Thanks!

majii
majii

You're right. After all, millions of Americans bought into GW Bush's WMD lie as a reason to invade Iraq, didn't they? Bush took his eye off the ball in Afghanistan, but President Obama killed ObL!

rfredson
rfredson

The Pacific Ocean isn't very far away. Find it. Drown yourself in it.

trent1280
trent1280

Lest anyone take seriously the dodgeball theories and plots outlined by Cna, consider the demands of logic.

Cna wrote (or, rather, plagiarized from numerous crackpot sources) that "A multitude of different inside sources both publicly and privately, including one individual who personally worked with Bin Laden at one time, told us directly that Osama’s dead corpse has been on ice for nearly a decade and that his “death” would only be announced at the most politically expedient time."

Now, let's take him at his word. IF Bin Ladin was "on ice" for the last ten years, awaiting display at the most 'politically expedient time', why now, in 2011?

Where was it actually kept "on ice"? Perhaps somewhere in the middle of the Afghan desert... that would make sense.

Why did Pres Bush not trot out the body to guarantee his own re-election in 2004?

Why did Pres Bush not produce the body to guarantee the election of his intended successor, Sen John McCain, in 2008?

Why would Pres Bush conspire to grant political advantage to the Democratic President, Mr Obama? And why would Vice-President Cheney grant Mr Obama the same advantage?

There are innumerable factual problems with Cna's 'analysis'. Those aside, his wild scheme simply doesn't make sense.

If Bin Ladin was truly "on ice" for the last ten years, it is simply nuts to think that the Republicans would let the Democrats take all the credit.

One caveat: if Cna is just another birther, all is forgiven. They are capable of no better than such ravings.

HughL
HughL

Dear idiot, please cite your source net time you totally plagarize something from online. As well, no one from the government put that faked picture of Bin Laden out there - that was the English press.And Alex Jones might be the only person out there crazier than Orly.

exposeobama
exposeobama

Why don't you try reading the appeal Bill? Then, tell us what, specifically, you disagree with, instead of utilizing diversion tactics?

Your terrified of honest debate, aren't you?

An honest man would display his records. Make a laughing stock of everyone.

trent1280
trent1280

The evidence is overwhelming that Orly Taitz is KGB implant.

She has infiltrated our country after KGB education in USSR. She came here, via Israel (!) and now poses as a lawyer. She burrows from within, and uses our legal system to vitiate our resources and make law profession look ridiculous.

Orly Taitz is KGB spy who hides in plain sight!

No proof is necessary. As ExposeObama, Squeekeye Fromm, and BorderRaven have demonstrated here so often, all you need to do is say it. Forget about facts! Calumny is better.

Let Orly deny it -- if she can -- and then provide PROOF that she is NOT KGB. We're waiting!

If she does NOT deny it, we will know it is true.

Deport_Orly
Deport_Orly

Very good, trent1280.It is really amazing how American citizens allow a Russian immigrant to vilify their president and waste the courts time and a lot of money with frivolous lawsuits. Why are not people speaking about that?

HBoA  .590 And Six Straight Fi
HBoA .590 And Six Straight Fi

Obama killed Osama unarmed after taking up all that political nonsense about everyone deserves a trial. He's an f'ing hypocrite and you don't give a f*ck.

GETOFFTHEGRIDFOOLS
GETOFFTHEGRIDFOOLS

Dear mister trent1280 we regret to inform you that your brainwashing is complete but we no longer require your services in completing our agenda you may now take the blue pill and get on the fema bus outside your home and may begin your further training as americorps citizen military trainee to help subdue a thinking society with a mind of there own. Please be still while we mark your forhead with our new leaders name ty NEXT................Wake up people before its to late!!!!!!!!!!

trent1280
trent1280

Exposeobama really needs to learn our language before telling us how to run our country.

In his latest half-literate screed, he wrote "Your terrified of honest debate, aren't you?" Correctly, he should have written "You're terrified of honest debate..."

'Your' is the possessive form of the cognate that so confuses you; ie, 'your paranoia', 'your racist attitudes', 'your squirrel-headed views'.

'You're' is the contracted form of the longer 'you are'; ie, 'you're not very bright', or 'you're strangely obsessed', or 'you're ineducable'.

Always happy to help!

trent1280
trent1280

A little slow on the uptake are we? The comments to which you refer were posted back in May! Perhaps it takes you awhile to move your lips while trying to read all of these 'words'. No matter. You are doing the best you can.

Your command of English is on a par with that of Mr Fools:  childish, semi-literate, and irrational at best.

Why is it that so many birthers, and their apologists, are such sub-literates? You have tremendous difficulty writing sentences. You have no less difficulty expressing yourselves in other than CAPITAL LETTERS and foul-mouthed abbreviations.

You cannot write clearly because you cannot think clearly. 

Until you learn our language, its rules and conventions, no one will take you seriously. In fact, like a Federal judge but days ago referred to Orly Taitz Esq, people will think you merely stupid.

Not just racist. Not merely paranoid. Not simply delusional. Not only narcissistic, Orly. But stupid.

HBoA  .590 And Six Straight Fi
HBoA .590 And Six Straight Fi

OH STFU HATER. If you can't talk about the issue and you want to hate on immigrants then you just need to stop pretending  you have something important to say.

trent1280
trent1280

Dear Mr Fools: thank you for your kind note. I wish it had been written in English.

We don't mind you foreigners coming to our country, but before you presume to tell us how to run it, please learn our language. It's called English. It has certain rules about spelling, grammar and syntax that intelligent people try to honor.

By doing so, we may be understood by one another. In this way we forge a democracy based on mutual intelligibility and respect.

What you have written is gibberish, understandable to (and by) no one. Perhaps it made more sense in your native Russian.

Please try again. In English. Thank you.

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