No Surprise Here: Orly Taitz to Seek Re-election in 2012 as Queen of the Birthers

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Emboldened by results showing 93 percent of those polled by question Barack Obama's legitimacy to be U.S. President, Orly Taitz has announced she will seek re-election as Queen of the Birthers.

Okay, so Dr. T, the Laguna Niguel lawyer/dentist/real-estate hawker, need not issue such an announcement because royalty comes from God, not voters.

But Her Highness did Trump-et the NewsMax results the same day Obama officially informed supporters he's in for the 2012 race.

"Wonderful results!" she exclaims on her Dr. Orly Taitz Esquire site. "According to the latest Newsmax poll, vast majority of Americans will vote for Donald Trump in 2012; 93 percent stated that Trump is correct to question Obama's legitimacy as the U.S. president. All the other presidential candidates, including Obama-puppets of oligarchs, puppets of the establishment were in single digits. The other nine Republican candidates got 0 perent to 8 percent. Obama got 9 percent."

Hell, why even go through the time, money and pain of another national election? Let's just give the presidency to "The Donald"--like his daddy did with the Trump fortune.

Taitz is, of course, in the Hair Club for Men reject's corner because he's making noise about running as the Republican nominee for president--and whether Obama really was born in Hawaii.

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The Donald claims to all his original non-tampered with hair. Even though the occasional styling has been done by a professional, we have not seen any affidavits of the "Donald's hair is really his." I for one have a tough time imagining a a fully natural head of hair anywhere near the "look" he has. I know that "truthiness" is the way of America's Premier Narcissist. But is there someone in Orange County who could hire Orly Taitz and file a lawsuit to support all of the demands for truth about his beaver-hair living on top of his head?"

Squeeky Fromm
Squeeky Fromm

Hallelujah!!! Dr. Taitz has been a fearless fighter for TRUTH, and when about 60% of the country has some degree of doubt where Obama was born, she is winning!!! But I think the REAL Birther Question is more WHY Obama hasn't resolved the issue for over 3 years. Which there are four possibilities which I call KISS:

1. KENYA. He is born in Kenya.2. IGNORANT. Obama is too ignorant to think of the simple answer.3. SNOBBY. Obama thinks Americans are too stupid to believe the REAL THING!4. SLIMY. Obama thinks it is OK to make some Americans look crazy if it gets him votes.

So the important part is, that being from Kenya is the nicest possible answer!

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter


Im just glad Squeeky is back! Which is most important.

Squeeky - how does one "make" someone look crazy?

Squeeky Fromm
Squeeky Fromm

Hi Pat!!!

I have been hanging out at gratewire and preparing for the Financial End Times. But anyway, HOW you make someone look crazy is to just give the COLB, then when they keep asking for more, you sit back and call them crazy and paranoid for not believing the little teeny weeny bit you gave them.

It is what Karl Rove talks about. You know, just try to convince everybody that we are like moon landing denier types for just being suspicious. I think that Obama screwed up though and there ended up being way too many of us. Like nearly 60% of Americans have some degree of doubt where he was born. I think he overdid it, and now is either too ashamed to cough up the Long Form, or can't.

Soooo, how have you been???

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

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