High Times Miss 2011 Hails From Newport Beach

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Yesterday, on April 20, stoners across America were toking up at exactly 4:20 pm--4/20 and 420 is stoner code for smoking out, in case you didn't already know what your kids are talking, or texting about, as the case may be, with their friends. In honor of this important occasion, High Times magazine officially announced this year's Miss High Times, following an exhaustive review of contestants' applications, complete with lists of pot-related events they've participated in.

And the winner is....pause for bong rip sound effects and coughing....

Miss Clazina Rose from Newport Beach, everybody!!!


According to High Time's announcement, Clazina wasn't chosen simply because she's a hot chick who smokes weed. "Sure, she submitted some of the highest quality photos we've seen all year, but that's only a small part of why we chose her as our new spokesmodel," the magazine explains. "Clazina works in not one but two medical marijuana dispensaries and has attended and tirelessly promoted at nearly ever major marijuana event we can think of, including the Champs convention in Las Vegas, our Stony Awards in Hollywood, and our Medical Marijuana Cups in Denver and San Francisco."

The announcement also reports that Clazina has even modeled for Grassroots Hats, "the official hat maker of the Cannabis Cup" is a member of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML), has a Dutch dad, and was "ganja girl of the month in our once-in-a-lifetime 420th collector's issue.

"All these things, we feel, make her 'highly' qualified to represent the magazine and stoner chicks all across this great nation of ours," High Times concludes.

Among other things, Clazina wins a free trip to Amsterdam, where she will be a celebrity judge at the 24th Annual Cannabis Cup.

You can see photos of Clazina and the two runner ups over here.

 
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zhenglishu
zhenglishu

Finally (48 hours) time limit to buy.

LV Muffler $ 5.99LV Bags $ 19.9 LV Wallet $ 6.55Armani Glasses $ 5.99LV Belt $ 6.9

Buy addresses---- www.ashops.us---Tips (48 hours after the special product is invalid)

Anonymous
Anonymous

for one of the ugliest girls on the website the only reason why this snagle tooth HOO won was because SOMEONE paid a lot of money for postcards and professional photo shoots to promote herself.... high times only chose her because they knew she would be there weed Ho and go to any event they told her to... cause the SOMEONE who paid for all this advertising can now benefit off the fact that she won miss high times, so perverts, like MR. SOMEONE will come into the shop to see this said HO and then purchase marijuana from one of the 2 marijuana dispensaries she works at, on top of that the dispensaries she works at are operating illegally in orange county......

John J.
John J.

I like the way she holds the shaft of the pipe while cradling the base gently.....

Stonerssuckhard
Stonerssuckhard

Does she put this on her college application? Oh, that's right. She'll probably never go to a college that requires such a thing. The funny thing is, she will most likely end up with someone who is as big a loser as she is.

bigriggs
bigriggs

Her parents must be so proud.....

MayhemInTheHood
MayhemInTheHood

High Times was also impressed with the large number of sparkly pot leafs on her Myspace profile. A representative of High Times stated that while there were other girls with pot leafs plastered over their profiles, "we were really blown away by the one that was super imposed over a Sublime logo. That's the sort of ingenuity that we've come to expect from Miss High Times...also, she works at TWO dispensaries! Did you get that part?"

Mdeleon718
Mdeleon718

can you say hater! lol and for a person to have enough time to come up with a screen name stonerssuckhard is pretty pathetic lol! get a job!

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