The Illogic of Dana Rohrabacher's Martian Logic

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I understand why Cameron Scott at the San Francisco Chronicle recently labeled Orange County Congressman Dana Rohrabacher as a Republican representing "Riverside."

Rohrabacher would be a better fit for our inland neighbors, who are regularly featured on disturbing episodes of Cops.
 
Why?

Well, there's his bowl haircut, his well-worn polyester suits with high-tide pants legs, the way he snorts like a farm animal when he thinks he's uttered something witty, his methamphetamine-addict-like crazy eyes when he feels underappreciated, his inability to realize he's repeating a story for the umpteenth time, the way he talks with his mouth full of food at public events, and his hilariously fake bravado about his alleged surfing prowess.  

In his March 1 Chronicle post, Scott noted that it's "especially funny" that Rohrabacher recently used photographic evidence of a retreating ice cap on Mars as proof of climate change on that planet.

Scott didn't mean funny as in ha, ha. He meant funny as in peculiar, the word that often fits the Costa Mesa-based GOPer who avoided Vietnam War military service but became a notorious war hawk and self-described "patriot" after he became too old for the draft. 


We'll conclude with this point: Rohrabacher doesn't know what's happening on Mars or Earth. He simply regurgitates the talking points handed to him by deceitful corporate polluters. He's not a scientist. He's not trustworthy. He's a shameless career politician/bureaucrat who for most of the past four decades has avoided working any private-sector job. 

--R. Scott Moxley / OC Weekly

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TeoBuneo
TeoBuneo

Dana is a moron. There is no other way to put it. Your list of annoying habits only illustrates how demented the fool actually is. You have to wonder why Repugs on the Orange coast would want to keep embarrassing themselves by sending this fool back to Washington to make them all play the fool! Are Dana and Bob Work longtime crazy orange coast pals?

Brian Says
Brian Says

the face and mannerismswhere have i seen them recently?the charlie sheen of the republican party

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Youdancelikecrap
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R. Scott Moxley..........Never trust someone with a letter for a first name.......and absolutely never trust someone with a letter for a first name who has no real friends and who thinks they are always the smartest person in the room, who only got a job writing for a rag because they are good at sarcasm. I don't want to be in the same room with you when your music stops.

Alex Brant-Zawadzki
Alex Brant-Zawadzki

R. Scott Moxley has real friends. I even know some of them. And while he may not always be the smartest person in the room, he's generally the best-informed.

Stop for a minute. Take a deep breath. Surely you can appreciate how ridiculous it sounds when your response to an article you don't like is, "Yeah? Well, you're a bad dancer."?

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

TROLL ALERT! TROLL ALERT! So did Carona pay you to write this, or Eddie Allen?

Dweezle.Di
Dweezle.Di

Gustavo perhaps it was a response from Dana himself.

Duke 1
Duke 1

You watch Moxley dance? Creepy. Sounds like you are another dirty cop or government official who is pissed off that he's not afraid of you and your elk: ball-less pieces of crap who aren't man enough to sign his name to his words. Grow at least half a sack. Man up. Come on! Don't live your life as a coward. Roger?

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