Tweets From the Park!

Categories: Dishney
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Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

awpz: I dated the guy who was tigger at Disneyland. He had a small dick.
LizzieLegitt: Telling edgar how imma be a frncess at disneyland he says 'dont you have to have good teeth for that? and yours are fucked up' -.- #thanks
WolfyBauer: People watching at disneyland. Better than sex? Naw, but close.
JohnQPubliq: Sheesh! Next we'll hear Disneyland causes cancer! // CBS: Oral sex now main cause of oral cancer
indiemuze: Those Cube cars remind me of the Disneyland People Mover. Ahhh...I miss having sex on that ride. Oh sorry Disney I mean attraction.
onlynorris: I was going to tell my children that they are going to Disneyland. Then I took them to the dentist instead. I'm an asshole.
Fabiyi_: Dam right I had a fucked up childhood, my parents never took me Disneyland or shit like that lool
digitalnipples: Awake and ready for Disneyland. Hoping one of the kids gets inappropriately touched by Goofy, because free Annual Passes would kick ass!
RobinDestiny: 1st the weak ass angels n now the kings...bahahaha OC needs to just stick with disneyland.
biteDEVON: If you a female and you still up tweeting right now you a hoe and you suck dick for a gumball and a flash pass at Disneyland
beautyisdejenai: DISNEYLAND CONFIRMED THAT I AM NEVER HAVING KIDS!! HA HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH MY ASS LOL HAHAHAHA
MykoMuse: There are some shady ass hoes that work at disneyland. #sluts
RealEarthquake: We still got pirates???? Gotdam.....and they wildin the fuck out......thems thug ass pirates....they the 1s in the back at disneyland


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