Jesus Christ Threatens to Kill Obama

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The Orange County Sheriff's Department received a call just after 10 a.m. Sunday from a distressed individual at Crossline Church, 23331 Moulton Parkway, Laguna Hills.

Passing by the pews was a fellow who claimed he was Jesus Christ risen from the dead, and he had a message you won't find in Sunday school coloring books.

The modern-day Prince of Peace said he's going to kill President Barack Obama.

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The Secret Service has apparently been made aware of the threats.

Of course, the Secret Order of the Illuminati already knew about the threats--before they were made!

No other description of Jesus 2.0 was available.

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Michael Melchior
Michael Melchior

May the Lord Jesus be exalted and let Obama be killed by Jesus Christ, and all of the allies who are with him. amen.

Anon
Anon

As a long-time reader of OCW I have a question. I am not meaning to stir the pot here but would just like an honest answer. Why do you guys get in peoples shit for what you perceive to be racist remarks yet you have no problem whatsoever making fun of religion? Just curious.

Neen
Neen

for far too long the religious (in this case i'm talking about Christians and Catholics) got away with a lot and no one gave them shit or took the piss out of them for it. considering how much of a stranglehold they had on what occurs in this country I think it's only fair they get a very critical eye turned toward them. as an atheist if I were to force someone onto a christian they would cry, play victim and lose their shit, but they can tell me what sex I can marry, what choices I can make with MY uterus.

sorry or the rant cause I know you weren't asking me, but I couldn't resist

Chedmed
Chedmed

Don't give a crap about your uterus, just the baby inside.

20ftJesus
20ftJesus

Because religion is stupid. Think about it.

Matthew T. Coker
Matthew T. Coker

I get in peoples shit for all kinds of reasons, not just religion. I'm an equal opportunity mocker.

Danstemar
Danstemar

So you're prejudiced and bigoted, but not a racist. Thanks for the clarification.

Anon
Anon

Thanks for the reply Matt...

Anon
Anon

Didn't realize you work for OCR 20ftJesus. Thanks.

Anon
Anon

Err OCW even.

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