¡Ask a Mexican! Responds to Top Gear Anti-Mexican Jokes!

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If I weren't so enamored of covering Orange County--from the restaurants to the pedophile priests, skinheads and Don Papi Pulido--I could easily live as a professional Mexican, caring about nothing except what affects wabs. As it stands, I can only address national Mexi issues with my ¡Ask a Mexican! column, but that hasn't stopped people from asking me what I think of Top Gear, the BBC show under fire for its hosts cracking jokes about Mexicans.

My response after the jump!

Yes, cabrones: the return of my little-seen YouTube version of ¡Ask a Mexican! But hey: at least I don't cover my face with a bandanna or use as many cuts as Michael Bay.

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La Diabla
La Diabla

RUDY THE TROLL woke up all cranky and racist

La Diabla
La Diabla

It's my land - Shut-up and Go home!

Rudy Morgan Clark
Rudy Morgan Clark

Fuck you bitch, wetback wetback wetback!!! beaner beaner beaner!!!!

Rudy Morgan Clark
Rudy Morgan Clark

shut the hell up you damd beaner, you're the only one who's illegal in my soil so beat it

Rudy Morgan Clark
Rudy Morgan Clark

Hey all yaw mexicans, stop crying like a fucking cry babes, i love that joke that i just start to piss myself from laughing so hard

Eddie
Eddie

good Video..Arellano

Janetsellers
Janetsellers

So tragic that the bbc folk have no clue and make really retarded assumptions about Mexico, or any body else. They don't understand what racism is... and the harm that racist behaviors and bullying can do.

Top Gear rocks!
Top Gear rocks!

Oh come on.....As someone who has watched Top Gear for many seasons I'll tell you they bash EVERYBODY! And it's funnier than hell. They take special delight in satirizing Americans (although they French get it much worse). For example, a few years ago they did an entire show about a road trip they did through the southern states of the US. Their characterizations of rural, redneck America were funny, scathing and dead on. They even got run out of one small town in Alabama or some bumfuck place. My point is, their comments about Mexicans were mild compared to what they've heaped on Americans in general, so you have little basis for complaint. But it's funny, funny stuff. Some people might say it's a car show, but only tangentially.

Myxmalfunction
Myxmalfunction

I am a great big Gustavo Arellano fan!!!! Your books and views are awesome!

Shannihilator
Shannihilator

I like that it cuts off right at the end of "we can take over you guys too". Like they turned off the camera right before you got all militant.

Great fucking response! Show those britanico gabachos what's what.

20ftJesus
20ftJesus

ARGGGGH!!! I'M BLIND!!! I'M BLIND!!!!

Airjordan89
Airjordan89

man, people are way too sensitive nowadays...i'm vietnamese and you could only imagine what they'd say if vietnam tried to come out with a car...

Purehpecha
Purehpecha

Arellano your heart is in the right place but you "Cantinfleas"(blabber) too much.

The english feel threatened by Mexicans taking their Jebs, just like their "first world" counterparts. Look at that fat mexican "El Chicharito" taking the englishmun's position on the game which was invented by the pasty chaps, that job can no longer be filled by a limey....because a "lazy" Mexican can do it better.... Go Man U!!!

p.s. Taco Bell SUCKS !!!!!

Chris_beal
Chris_beal

GOOD, NOW IT'S MY TURN! Send all these saltwater wetbacks back! Fox is the largest employer of limely so-called actors. I refuse to buy anything from someone with an Limely accent, anything! Get these sons of beaches back to their sunny beaches, GO HOME SALTWATER WETBACKS! Oraleeee

Matt B Beatty
Matt B Beatty

Some Brits are making fun of Mexican food? Really? Anybody been to the UK? Eaten the local fare? British food sucks!

A0101
A0101

Bien hecho !

mexicans are too damn fat
mexicans are too damn fat

you wetbacks should be flattered.. this is the first time "mexican" and "illegal immigrant" isnt mentioned together.. besides aren't you all lazy ass drunks anyway?

Xiuy
Xiuy

Fucking brilliant, Especially the last 3 1/2 minutes. Love that it came totally unscripted and off the cuff...going over to You tube to get in on the accion. Nice work vato...but once again, why is it all the defending of Mexicans being done by pochos?....

Jaime
Jaime

You are giving these guys far too much attention, which is just giving them more publicity and probably making them wealthier. We have enough real problems here. Any way all we are doing is calling them names back, I lost count, how many times did you call them drunks?

And no it was not the Spanish Armada of 1588, but instead how about March 18, 1938?

asuaguila

Maytesmart
Maytesmart

Who are they ones that take a month's paid vacation when the rest of us have to fight to have any kind of health care???

Talk about projections!

gabriel san roman
gabriel san roman

How can some Brits on Top Gear accuse Mexicans of being flatulent when the UK have gifted us the greatest contemporary professional farter alive today in Mr. Methane? Just sayin'

Bibliochola
Bibliochola

I think you should come at them from the car side of it as well - no mames, I'll take a lowrider anyday over a mini cooper, qué no?

Adfhg
Adfhg

What a pocho

Rtrcstr
Rtrcstr

Looks like you are proud of your country, when don't even use your own name.Talking about being "VIENAMESE"

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

Still at your trolling? If anyone deserved deportation, it's you!

La Diabla
La Diabla

A British guy in Hollywood with an expired tourist visa. That's the "undocumented worker" who took my job!

Sweetsue
Sweetsue

Should have all the good ole boys go on a wetback hunt in texas.  Wetback hunting season would fit in between football and baseball.

Pepe
Pepe

Hey Gomer, the more time you spend posting here, the less time you have to hump your bruncle.

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

Gracias! I'm about as pocho as banda is soft--TRUST ME...

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

Ah, see we taking over the oil was a victory for us; here, I'm talking about the last time the Brits screwed us over. And I wasn't slinging slurs when I called them drunks--they do that themselves!

Sweetsue
Sweetsue

shoot more mexicans.  it is fun

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