Tweets From the Park!

​Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

lys20lys: Best. Sex. Ever. I swear I went to heaven... then Disneyland... then Starbucks... then back to the bar.
TheAndrewBlue: That one couple that had sex at Disneyland, crazy!! lol i caught it all on video to.. :D
satansista666: "God you would never have sex again if you came here for fear of having one of the millions of brats here." -Kyle's Mom regarding Disneyland
Bigrobr20: @sexyaudreyd most unusual place I had sex was in disneyland backstage behind toontown. Had to tear it up quick b4 kids saw.
TesstifyBarker: I feel like steady sex is like Disneyland. When I haven't been there in a while it sounds way more fun and full of churros.
MalinasaWizard: i had an odd dream last night that i was a fat little ginger kid running from some fat guy at Disneyland because he wanted a coupon...
Piratelle: my neighbor got a rooster. BITCH WE LIVE DOWN THE STREET FROM DISNEYLAND THIS AIN'T NO FARM JESUS SERIOUSLY.
Stephlynnnn: I will be a bitch today up until the moment I'm at Disneyland. ☺
JustJames24: Fuck Disneyland prices liquoe store next to dland 8 bucks pack of smokes bitch does it come with a blow job
starrfishies: Ew people being rude at disneyland. >:| ready to cut a bitch.
Laaggan: Fuck you, fuck you. Im going to disneyland!
_Bags_: Dear Racist Skinheads @Disneyland sporting "88" T-Shirts. Leave your Hate at home! Thank you! #lovenothate
BeastAtBass: Girls are so confusing. One minute they are talking bout Disneyland two seconds later sour cream. WTF?
CplxSimplicity: wtf this nigga got her mp3's chocolates and flowers..... niggas is paying for that pussy #tcap wtf and disneyland?!
soysauce714: I think I've walked through about 20 farts so far at @Disneyland so far... FML
Bdotowens: Disneyland cost a hot $100 now? Since when was mickey worth 100 american greenbacks? Girl we can go to the disney store...disneyland is out!
kellbellzzzz: OMG this bitchyass mother @ disneyland needs to calm the eff down. Shut up you aren't hot stop acting like a diva. Your husband looks an ...
AmazedByMonique: There's some weird ass people here at disneyland today wat the heck....
AnthonyH21: Disneyland want me to wait in a LONG ass line for a 10 sec ride that barely go 15ft off the ground? #NoThanks
NiggaGetNAKED: The flattest ass I ever seen was this white bitchh at disneyland omg her body was literally a square aha I never seen it that bad!