Introducing Orange County Barbie! Available With Or Without Tummy Tuck

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Orange County has its very own set of Barbie dolls--and for once, we're not talking about the Real Housewives. An e-mail showed up in our inbox that was too chuckle-worthy not to share. [Note: Seriously, we have no idea who to blame/credit for this. It appears to be a chain e-mail that's just making the rounds.] Gotta admire the attention to detail in these figurines: Anaheim/Buena Park Barbie comes complete with a meth lab kit, Trabuco Canyon Barbie can spit more than five feet and Laguna Beach Barbie is made of actual tofu.

Hey, what about a Little Saigon or Little Arabia Barbie? Guess we'll have to wait for Barbie's set of "ethnic friends." 
 
See the dolls after the jump.  

Mission Viejo Barbie
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"This princess Barbie is sold only at South Coast Plaza. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version."

Brea/Fullerton Barbie
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"The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately."

Anaheim/Buena Park Barbie
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"This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) .unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about."

Newport Coast Barbie

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"This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them."
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Xtina
Xtina

This was orginally for cities in the IE... "Laguna Beach" was originally "Claremont" Barbie and the idiot who changed it still left the streets "Arrow and Indian Hill" in the description, which are streets in Claremont.

There was also Chino Hills, Rancho, Fontana, Pomona, etc.

QueenB
QueenB

This is hilarious.

Todd
Todd

I don't know about all these post's but I recall a vote and a county wide tax or bond sale for that center. The property may have been donated but that only benefit's the owner who owned all of the adjacent property get it kid's. I'm from the OC and lived there for 35 year's. Because of this kind of stuff now live in the new OC "Oklahoma City". You could'nt pay me to go back home!

Todd
Todd

I don't know about all these post's but I recall a vote and a county wide tax orbond sale for that center. The property may have been donated but that only benefit's the owner who owned all of the adjacent property get it kid's. I'm from the OC and lived there for 35 year's. Because of this kind of stuff now live in the new OC "Oklahoma City". You could'nt pay me to go back home!

Yorbalinda
Yorbalinda

I think Yorba Linda has the highest per capita income in the county. Cant we get our very own barbie? Accessories to include a nanny, golf clubs, and Escalade.

Ockpalmer
Ockpalmer

Michelle Woo ripped most of this off and deserves a spanking. I remember seeing this a couple years ago but the cities were from Central CA. Here is one version from 2008: http://liferearranged.com/2008...

Guest
Guest

LOL Makes more sense with the Central Coast Cities.

Eric Kuyper
Eric Kuyper

Agreed. If you read the "Laguna Beach Barbie" you can see that the streets mentioned are in Claremont, someone just changed the city name. Disappointing really.

gustavoarellano
gustavoarellano

Not really—we said it came from a forwarded email.

Jack Green
Jack Green

Santa Ana Barbie should be brown, have 5 anchors, a basket full of WIC groceries, AND the bus pass.

Rancher2000
Rancher2000

There are more households with net worths well in excess of the averages for your fabled coastal cities. The difference is, we don't need to flash it to feel accomplished. More than one Canyon-ite I know drives a pick-up over 10 years old, lives on acreage with a well turned out custom home, and is sitting on a rock solid net, net 8 digit net worth. You can have your leased Hummer with 50% depreciation, private schools with the lowest paid teachers, and $2.5 million houses on lots so small the doors have to open inward to keep from bumping the neighbor. We'll live on a few acres with 100 year old oak trees where you can't hear your neighbor's garbage disposal.

Cy
Cy

Jealous!! ps: our net worth's 9 digits, the hummer was paid in cash, our public schools are better than private schools, and the house was $25 not $2.5 million. man, at least get it right if you're going to make fun. and btw, get a sense of humor.

junior
junior

foffand_die said: "stupid and racist"

Are you referring to the "racist" comments made against the "white" Barbies?

Lighten-up dickhead - FOAD yourself.

junior
junior

City of Orange Barbie?

Suggestion: Birkenstocks and a paisley moo-moo.

Ego
Ego

these cracked me up until i saw the Santa Ana Barbie .. but then i realized that its oh so very true .. so where is LBC Barbie???

Nickles99
Nickles99

LBC Barbie doesn't fall in Orange County. Maybe you should come up with some LA County Barbies!

Jeff O.
Jeff O.

Incredibly funny. On point all the way

foffand_die
foffand_die

Stupid and racist!

Cy
Cy

is it racist because they shouldn't all be white??

Nickles99
Nickles99

Get a sense of humor!

Tummy tuck
Tummy tuck

Really great sense of humor!! Last one slouching me which is really fascinating.Tummy tuck

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