Introducing Orange County Barbie! Available With Or Without Tummy Tuck

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Orange County has its very own set of Barbie dolls--and for once, we're not talking about the Real Housewives. An e-mail showed up in our inbox that was too chuckle-worthy not to share. [Note: Seriously, we have no idea who to blame/credit for this. It appears to be a chain e-mail that's just making the rounds.] Gotta admire the attention to detail in these figurines: Anaheim/Buena Park Barbie comes complete with a meth lab kit, Trabuco Canyon Barbie can spit more than five feet and Laguna Beach Barbie is made of actual tofu.

Hey, what about a Little Saigon or Little Arabia Barbie? Guess we'll have to wait for Barbie's set of "ethnic friends." 
See the dolls after the jump.  

Mission Viejo Barbie
"This princess Barbie is sold only at South Coast Plaza. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version."

Brea/Fullerton Barbie
"The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately."

Anaheim/Buena Park Barbie
"This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) .unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about."

Newport Coast Barbie

"This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them."

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