Tweets From the Park!
xEllexFatallex: There's a crisis Disneyland is out of wheelchairs. Hey fat ass walk!
AlecMapa: Sex with a cast member.RT @Disneyland: What's your best money-saving tip for a trip to Disneyland Resort?
DoctorJBieber: My mom is going to Disneyland tomorrow with my 7 cousins and doesn't want to take me cuz it'll cost her $$$ WTF!!!!!!! -_______________-
DatNiggaDiRT: How the fuck Disneyland sold out??? WTF kinda shit is that
death_sexxx: the man on the train next to me just said brighton is the disneyland of sex... sex and disney in the same sentence has freaked me out...
korieKILLERR: Whats the most risque place you have had sex? -- a ferris wheel at disneyland ahah http://4ms.me/h4OktE
NickYoussef: #Disneyland at full capacity has a Lord Of the Flies feel to it. Except everyone is morbidly obese.
Neikokylan: Wow surprisingly there are like no asains at Disneyland but sexy bitches GALORE
itsrios: my day at disneyland is starting to look pretty shitty. surrounded by brats
LovelyOphelia84: Who knew fries with cheese n avo from Johnnies, an ice cold Fat Tire beer, rain and watchin harry potter was almost as good as Disneyland...
MiszYanie: Im about to b in DISNEYLAND JAIL if this fat ass mexican boy hits or bumps into me 1 more damn time! (Im not racist jus annoyed af)
raleco: Being up before 9 is never never never fun. Except for when there's Disneyland. Or sex.
eddieboy19: LMFAO RT @MIssssaaaa: Hahaha Wow! My dad would smoke weed in the Disneyland bathroom!! HOLY FUCK!
tinajuana: So chris christies fat ass is in disneyland during this blizzard but @CoryBooker is in newark shoveling & delivering babies etc? WOW #smh
Beano_83: @MiInerant living in Disneyland would be hellish. Goofy is French and he's their town sex offender. They let him off due to retardation x
BellaLuna96: Disneyland is full off totally fobby asians that keep cutting me in line. Bitch, gtfo.
TheRealConehead: Love the fat families at Disneyland, 3 generations of blubber. Japanese whaling fleet would have a ball. #exerciseportioncontrol
culenjensen: Fat bitches love Disneyland.
TheRealConehead: Big shout out to all the obese people at Disneyland today, especially those in shopmobility trollies. #oxygenstealingtwats
austinbosley: This woman just cut me... #Disneyland #bitch
csdaley: I need to buy one of the giant Mickey hands. There are some people in desperate need of a bitch slap around here #Disneyland