Tweets From the Park!

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Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

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: Disneyland the land of beautiful boys with fugly girlfriends



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CPuckettxO: W000W. MY FUCKING MOM WOULD GO TO DISNEYLAND FOR CHRISTMAS WITHOUT ME. DUMB ASS FUCKING BITCH
LaceySue: Obama needs to stop being such a bitch for the GOP, or I'm packing up Lilo and Mark and moving to France. They have a Disneyland too.
ElizabethHoActs: It's raining at Disneyland. This is kinda awesome and kinda shitty
bullshxxtt: @helalisagoon all fat people go to disneyland,#iswear its disgusting.
mikecarano: When survey takers at Disneyland approach me with "Can I ask you a few questions?" I say "B'No'b Thank'b You'b" in that Fat Albert voice.
LashezHK: Mom: ur moms so fat she got tired at disneyland. Me:true story. Ahaha
Gusfuenthebest: 13- this is why everyone should go to Disneyland : TURKEY LEGS
hellokimskeez: disneyland: number one amusement park for hotties ;D
Pishogue: Too bad that Epic Mickey is getting shitty reviews; the setting seemed great. Guess I'll have to wait for GTA: Disneyland.
matthewxbrown: @hawtpockets "Having him jew a free ticket to Disneyland off me, making me get some shitty ice-cream flavor" HAHAHAHAHAHA #fuckyeah
amygo: Ah, Disneyland. It's a small-minded world of adorable racist caricatures after all. Fun!
brandonjestrin: First poop while 21. And it's at Disneyland. #magical
x0jazE: wtf i thought disneyland was for kids iv seen like 10 couples making out!
BonesArePretty: WTF, my friend told me shes gonna get me a bday present. Today she said instead shes going to buy herself: Food, drugs, & go to Disneyland.
mIRRORMERE: a no-handed homeless guy just tried to hit me up in line at Disneyland for change...WTF? How did he get the 80+ bucks to get in?

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