Charles Manson, Cell Phone Pitch Man
Equally fascinating at this juncture is Manson's choice of cell phone: an LG flip phone. Has the South Korean appliance maker contemplated the advertising campaign it can build around its new celebrity endorser?
Ad copy man!
- "When you need to reach out and touch lost little earth muffins, choose what Charlie uses: the LG flip phone."
- "Face it, if the LaBiancas had an always-reliable LG cell phone, I wouldn't be stuck in this goddamn hellhole."
- "If you dial enough numbers on your LG flip, you'll eventually reach Axl Rose!"
- "Screw Verizon! My Family will hear me now. Thank you, LG flip phone."
- "No, silly, that's not a swastika carved into my forehead. It's the LG logo."
- "Make sure to order my new LG flip phone app that automatically sprays "PIG" and "Helter Skelter" in red onto any wall."