Tweets From the Park!
bamf_kim: disneyland is like falling in love...six flags is like being repeatedly fucked hard until you leaving shaking and exhausted but satisfied.
eliranderson: Disneyland is still awesome. You are an asshole if you can't find something to dig about that place.
iamalexthefox: If this bitch talks about working at disneyland or indiana jones one more fucking time i swear i will blow my head off..
Johnny_Pastrami: i never got excited as a kid when my mom told me we were goin to disneyland. Is that weird??
Ze_Bruh: Double wide strollers, wild ass kids, white ppl wear God knows what, over priced shit, stupid ass hats. #Disneyland
killingedge: "You just moved to Disneyland. Which character is your new roommate?" Cinderella! That bitch has got OCD and will keep our place clean XD
DeeVeritas: about to watch Captain EO. still retarded lol. Disneyland!
katielalaface: MY MOTHER JUST PROMISED ME GETTING DRUNK ON PATRON IN DISNEYLAND. DO YOU KNOW HOW EPIC THIS TRIP WILL BE?
helloSaraAnn92: danng mom why u always gota be a bitch about everything shit! now i dont wanna go to disneyland with yo bitch ass no more fuck that shit
gutbuckets: At Disneyland now they have people scooting around dressed up like the fat people from Wall E. Wait a minute... those are REAL people.
psiebuhr: Trick or treating @ Disneyland. Saw a old fat man dressed up as tinkerbell. #Scary
DC_Starr: She looked like a kid in a candy store too... She was in dick disneyland
mikecarano: When I enter a mens room at Disneyland I announce "I'M NOT A HOMO CHILD MOLESTER". Puts the parents at ease.
XxMiniMandixX: Once the asshole parent stroller brigade leaves disneyland (after the fireworks), the park is most pleasant.
eastbaylids There's a theme going at disneyland today. Giants or stupid flashy shirts. I am not dressed properly.
hollywoodphony: I'm sitting in my hotel at Disneyland watching a little girl dance to Will Smith's daughter's stupid song on Ellen. #backtothepark
matsawesomeness: Dude holloween time is nuts here at disneyland .... not a good time to have to poop