Mark Sanchez, QB of Jet, USC and Mission Viejo High Fame, Tweets He Did Not Rob Bank
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It sure looks like Sanchez in his No. 6 Jets jersey. Check out these side-by-side shots for proof. (And keep in mind this a bye week for the Jets, so Marky does not have an alibi.)
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I know this is confusing. Hell, you only have to read this crap, can you imagine writing it? But as the photos above reveal, it's a tough call discerning which is the handsome young NFL stud muffin and which is the old Archie Bunker impersonator.
This much is clear: Sanchez ain't copping to being the bandit.
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Visitors were later invited to tweet their best New York Post-style headlines:
@jamescarr89: "Sanchez Sees Future, Demands Raise";
@tenPMstriker "Gang Green Bandit Strikes Local Bank";
@anydee: "JET FAN BANK SCAM";
@jccooper21: "Sanchez Demands a Hand-off";
@GLITZANDBLITZ: "Robber Leaves His Mark";
@misstweetheart: "Robber Jets away with cash";
@lafatsta: "$anc-HEIST";
@Adam_Greenbaum: "Robber Attempts QB Sneak";
@I_Am_JimboSlice: "That's Nacho Money"































