Orange County Friends of St. Jude (the children's research hospital, not
the saint) will have a celebrity guest speaker at their eighth annual
Endless Summer Hampton's Style Benefit at the Hyatt Regency in Newport
Beach Saturday night:
Patrick Warburton, who played
David Puddy on
Seinfeld.
"Puddy," as
Elaine Benes' on-again, off-again boyfriend was
commonly known, would have fit right in with the more bro-dacious OC
elements. So, in honor of the actor who played him coming here (visit
stjude.org/orangecounty for details), we
present the best five Puddy lines after the jump . . .
"Feels like an Arby's night."
"All signs point to yes!"
(after being asked if he's going to wear a jacket with an 8-ball on the back all the time)
"You got a question? Just ask the 8-ball!"
"I'm not the one going to hell."
(after Elaine asks why it doesn't bother him she is not a fellow Christian)
"Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five."
(to Jerry, who, backtracking after noting Puddy had been a "grease monkey," said he'd heard of a monkey doing sign language)