Tweets From the Park!

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Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the best, funniest and most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

ecstacy: prop 8 overturned AND disneyland? this IS the happiest day ever

oneeyedjess: PROP 8 OVERTURNED!!! I'm going to Disneyland!! to get married...legally! #marriageisacitizenshipright
MrButterboy: I can now marry the man of my dreams!!! Coincidentally he arrives in LA on friday!!! We're going to Disneyland (yup, super gay)
boyneon: @joeycolors wanna get married at disneyland? RT @nytimes: NYT NEWS ALERT: California Gay Marriage Ban Overturned
_afakasi: Do tha MALE cast members at Disneyland have to b mandatory GAY .. Or is it mandatory they ACT GAY... o.O lmao
billyjensen: Why doesn't every state get it's own Disney "Adventure" park? "Arizona Adventure: with Sheriff Joe's "it's a hate world after all."
dreamagpie: dang, you can't even flip a bitch w/o bumping into an asian. don't they have a #disneyland on their own damn continent?
rawrBrandee: WTF is this bullshit so I can't wear my minnie mouse costume into Disneyland but some bitch can wear a cow costume!?
hyacinthgirl18: For some reason, remembering the bitch I hip-checked in Disneyland for being nasty to me. Makes me laugh every time. Oops, not sorry.
jj_chart: Workers at disneyland r not theyre chipper selves today. Actually theyre little bitch ass putas.
nataRRRie: Only @jj_chart would call disneyland employees "bitch ass putas."
_chelseasmile_: I love my mom. She left me alone in Disneyland for 4 hours with no phone, money, or hotel room key. Mom, why are you such a fucking bitch?
fran1920: Aww he just broke the news to her that they are getting married @ DisneyLand...That's my dream wedding...that Bitch!! #hatertweet
LuiiSiiTo: EW, NASTY ASS "FAT" QUEEN HERE AT THE DISNEYLAND ICE CREAM SHOP!!,... NASTY BOTTOM HAHAHA, GET IT QUEEN! LOL
torrmoz: Let's play a game called "Fat or Handicapped?" #disneyland http://twitpic.com/2b3rkc
slytherinchick: Stoner at Disneyland: "Where are we, man?...We're at Disneyland? Oh man. Fat people are the best at theme parks!"
KevTheUprCTOTY: @10TV Why don't they just kidnap your kids, and sell them to Catholic priests. Seriously $82 to enter Disneyland, is sex involved now?
AshleyNorwick: New life goal: have sex at Disneyland.. Perhaps on the "it's a small world" ride
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