Register: Never Talk To Government Officials!

Be very, very quiet
John Seiler at The Orange County Register's Orange Punch blog is pissed about the hypocrisy surrounding the federal indictment of former professional baseball pitcher Roger Clemens.

Clemens' alleged crime?

Lying to Congress about his past steroid abuse.

Opines Seiler, "As if Congress weren't made up of anything but liars!"

Okay, kids, he also has some advice: "Never talk to the government--Congress, police, sheriffs, whomever."

--R. Scott Moxley / OC Weekly

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