Oregon Reader Sends Gustavo a Bag of Shit!

• Maria Arellano should have aborted the cretin before depositing the caca. This is one example that speaks loudly for eugenics. 

• Well, at least you could file a suit and sue for someone sending you hazardous materials. Also, the threats wouldn't help them any. Keep up the good work. BTW, the funniest part is the "first class" stamp.

• glad you can make some light of the situation, hermano. don't let these gringo haters get you down :)

• I guess this makes Gus the new Valerie Cherish.

• Reaction, good or bad, is better than indifference. Well, maybe except for this...

• De todos modos, todos los envidiosos, me cago en su estirpe. Siguele Gustavo y dales caca, a todos los que estan llenos de caca.

• Hate crime...

• Let's make this a federal offense. Test the sample of hillbilly heroin or meth. Using the federal mail to transport controlled substances, get'em G-Men.

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• Gustavo....this type of shit must stop!

• Hey Gustavo, this shows that u are doing a really good job at educating those pensejos ... Keep up the good work !! :)

• I bet Matt Coker is a little jealous of you, Gustavo.

• It doesnt suprise me how inbred trash think they can get their narrow view across by an inmature act. Actualy challenging you on even ground is too scary. You might actualy intimidate them. Im a big fan keep making educated points that give people whatever race somthing to think about. :)

• Hey Gustavo Getiing animal feces through the mail really says something within the hick community, it almost an honor since most of them just get herpes from fucking their sisters and/or farm animals. Or he just wanted to share his daily diet. I got your back Gustavo, keep up the good work man.

• Don't say no one ever gave you anything. On the other hand, whomever sent this....man, is this a one-off, or do you do this shit grabbing/sending stuff all the time?

• @patchito- i hope gustavo dont talk about pedophiles because them youll be really offended!! a one time deal....

• It means he likes you. To use that many stamps? C'mon. So nicely packaged, too. So well thought-out. No one is spending as much time on this guy's life work (if he works, or has any skill whatever) as much as he clearly is on yours. Keep on, Gustavo, you're great.

• First, I can't believe people are still using snail mail for their threats and rants. Obviously, these are the usual elderly Fox News viewers who haven't cottoned to the whole email thing. I mean, come on conservatives, when you buy a stamp, you are just feeding what you call the big government beast and the unionized, lazy postal employees who populate it thank you for it. But then again, you can't send a bag of shit over the net. Think about it, though: somebody took a dump, scooped the whole fetid mess out of the toilet and then packed it in a plastic bag. Gross! I think this says more about the rageheads who do stuff like that than Gustavo. When you are reduced to juvenile stunts such as the above you have already lost the argument.

• Patchito: Who's this "Gus" you write so much about? Junior: Really? Are you sure it's not the Poo Lady?

• Corn in it?

• that shit came from one HUGE asshOle!!

• Well, shit.

• "concentrated white people" ..... "Know Nothings"...... This is why "OC douchebags" who happen to be white (or at least not racist) don't particularly care for what Gus has to say. The above comments are the sentiment that Gus appeals to and encourages. He does nothing to further constructive dialog. You give shit, you'll receive it...in more ways than one.

• Who the hell is Gustavo Arellano?

• I LOVE your stuff and wait patiently for the column to post online. Origamis amuse me, but you make me LMAO. xoxoxo

• ...A years supply of Dirty Sanchez! Cool!

• I know you've gotten a lot of shit for your column before, but never literally.

• Ya ni la chingas. You just know that the donor animal watched the guy stuff a fresh deuce into a baggie was thinking to itself, "What an asshole..."

• You can rule out an Asian sender. He/Sheit (literally) would have sent you a bag of Durian.

• The better you are, the more you piss people off ;) Keep up the good work. And thanks for drawing out the OC douchebags to show their true mentalities in all their glory.

• Maybe they eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast?

• Gustavo, No te aguites! Remember that if you fight crazies, you'll only look crazier. :) This just proves how jealous they are of your fanbase and talent! Someone willing to scoop up horse poop tiene que estar ARDIDO/A! :D

• Why did he send you concentrated white people?

• All the greats were mailed packages of feces. This is a milestone for you. If you weren't getting shit in the mail, you'd know you were doing something wrong.

• gustavo-the reply should be" no la caguez guey! mejor manda a tu hermana!!"

• Hey Gustavo!! You were lucky - some of my SA "friends" smeared a BIG load of human feces on the front door of my business.

• Apparently when Know Nothings have nothing to say, they truly *do* resort to toilet humor. This says a lot more about the inability for those pendejos to conduct proper discourse than anything about you. Keep up the good work!

• Oh come on, Gus! You have to admit you laughed at the "it's your paycheck" comment. You bragged to me once about at least being payed to be "an obsessive weirdo." Didn't realize how lucrative it was. Bwahaha! So are you going to add this to your collection of loaded, white suburbanite diapers? The guy just knew you had a fetish for excrement, both in a literal sense as well as a description of your writing style, attitudes towards people of other ethnicities, political philosophy, character and just overall persona. Keep it next to your computer when you're writing. You can draw inspiration from it when you get writer's block. hehehe.

• Gustavo, if your work can really move these wonderful specimens of humanity to go this far to express their opinion of you, then you must be doing something right. Keep on rockin' in the free world.

• These people just have too much time on their hands. Notice how neatly arranged the stamps are, and the writing to say the least... this person really needs a hobby other than collecting shit! Gustavo, take it as a compliment, your voice, opinion, and intelligence really has an affect on people; your just saying the right things... they're just breathing through the wound.

• Stephanie: Ted was a brave soul and opened the bag. He said the feces was animal in nature, and most likely horse. He already threw it in his compost bin!

• Um, I'm curious . . . could you tell what kind of shit is was? Because if it was human in nature, you probably don't want anyone opening the bag.

• To all the commentators above save kenlya: Gracias for sending me your brains!

• I'm surprised it took this long for someone to get around to doing this. There are more than a few of us here in the O.C. who would gladly do it in person but are worried you might not man up and call the cops on us.

• that is actually Gustavo's paycheck

• Now that is a very, very special delivery. Live by the shit, die by the shit. Reese's feces... You always did have a shit-eating grin...

• Well, It just proves that you Reap what you Sow!! With all the Shit you spew, it doesn't surprise me that some shows up on your doorstep ha ha

• a piece of shit for a piece of shit,

• From the land of Kesey no less!

• Nazis are indeed nasty but so are the leftys and the far right conservatives, and the blacks and actually if i think about it the whole human race is nothing but bag of shit, and I think that was or should have been the real message.

• That's actually funny. I mean you're a decent writer and all, but I can see why somebody would send you a bag of shit. If you were white you'd be a racist. You get by on your shtick. Keep up the decent work.

• Like i've said befor you are a peace of shit.

• Those are just your old columns repackaged.

• Well atleast you know it was from a mexican, what else do you exptect from those people!

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