It's The Fiorina-DeVore-Campbell Debate Drinking Game!
|MS Paint photo illustration by Spencer Kornhaber, you can give me my Pulitzer now.|
|Fiorina's ready to play.|
Republican U.S. Senate Candidate Debate Drinking Game
Take half a sip or shot depending on your beverage preference every time: (we feel the half-shot is important to avoid total inebriation within the first 20 minutes of the debate):
> Any candidate uses the term "fiscal conservative"
> Chuck DeVore or Tom Campbell reference their respective pocket Constitutions
> Chuck DeVore and Tom Campbell compliment, praise or otherwise seek to uplift one another
> Carly says, "Chuck, you know that's not true..."
> Any candidate says they are the best one to beat Boxer
Take a full shot/sip every time:
> Tom Campbell references he was once called the "cheapest man in Congress"
> Tom Campbell references Glass-Steagall or Gramm Rudman
> Chuck DeVore says he was shot at in Lebanon
> Chuck DeVore mentions his high-tech billboard campaign strategy
> Carly talks about real world experience in creating jobs, cutting budgets and making a payroll
Extra Credit! Take two shots any time:
> Demon Sheep is referenced
> HindenBoxer is invoked
> Chuck DeVore mentions his "shorty" award
> The term "birther" is used
Of course, the game's pretty pro-Carly, so if you've got any Fiorina ticks that we should be watching for/drinking to, leave a comment.