Tweets From the Park!

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"Hard to live up to Disney standards..."

​It's Tweets from the Park, where we round up the week's funniest and most eyebrow raisin' tweets from Disneyland Resort. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

Zoraaay: Me:Mommy can we go to disneyland? Mom: You guys are waaay too old Seestur: BITCH WE'LL NEVER BE TOO OLD...god I ADORE my family
TheProwler33: My dad just told me he got kicked out of Disneyland in 1977 for smoking pot on Tom Sawyers Island #thatsdown
Jay_See_: no school tomorrow. disneyland instead :D mr. bernbaum can suck a fat one! hahaha
supbear: who got kicked out of disneyland? I did. who got a refund? I did. who bought more lbc dank? I did.


RajeevWins: There's a gay dude in the airport next to me crying cuz he couldn't bring his chiuahua to Disneyland. #getyourshittogether
TayGoGo: Got a mexican girl's number at Disneyland. hahhaha wtf. Sorry sweety. #gay and #taken . my homeboy @quinnlewis might want you though.
anissaru: Since when is Michael Jackson a captain of a spaceship that saves ugly women with his dancing powers? Oh, Disneyland...
misschiefsblog: @LivitLuvit I met "Aladdin" at Disneyland once and he was SO ultra flaming gay. It was awesome.
kalinex: The quality of ugly never disappoints at #disneyland
cheyennehugs: aladdin was sexy today @ disneyland.
SexiEbbi: #disneydreamweddings do u really dream of your dream wedding at Disneyland? #imjustsayin you aren't 12 nemore bitch ur 35
PNUTDABOY: IMA GROWN ASS NIGGA BUT THAT #DISNEYLAND AND #DISNEYWORLD IS FUN THAN A BITCH NIGGA
thereal_nino: Drank a 4 locos.,. I'm in disneyland swervin and pervein... Sick vats!.. A lot of these white girls are sexy
sebastiankunz : Where not to wear red? 1- Target, unless you wanna answer questions, 2-beaming down w/ Capt Kirk, 3- Disneyland Gay Day, unless, you know...
falloutcub: I wanna go to Disneyland for my birthday, and I want all the cute fat boys to go with me :) April 15th #RyansChubbyDisneyBearthday
sexbiscuit: ...I want to have sex at....Disneyland! Wouldn't that be amazing? Having sex at the happiest place on Earth would be epic in so many ways!
emjayfools: Coworker-"We wanna have sex at disneyland" Me-"You'd wanna have sex at disneyland?!" "That's like having sex in a church!"
JusticeJOLT: I would hate to be stuck on a ride at Disneyland. That would suck floppy, donkey dick.