Tweets From the Park!
|Flickr user Foxtongue|
|"1968 Cinderella's StepFamily at Disneyland"|
captainboof: far and away the best thing I've seen since working at Disneyland, two cats having sex
EliasMedrano: Time for Disneyland tomorrow ;) gonna make minnie mouse my bitch. Xoxo.
itsSTACE: So irritated at these Disneyland employees!! Can we say RETARDED AS FUK?!!?? tryin not to get kicked out from whoopin this bitchs ass!!
DanceLikeSara: Lots of hot dads at Disneyland today... in addition to the usual amount of leashed children, emo couples, and scooter bound obese folk.
imsofull: Captain Eo gives the power of gay dance! #Disneyland
henrychen: Was confronted by the Disneyland security. Played dumb to them for 20 minutes about camera stuff but still got kicked out in the end :(.
Ace_United: Today, for the first time in my 16 years of life I was told I was cute by a non-related female of our species at Disneyland. She was 83. FML
ZeenaBoBeena: Some couples at Disneyland are so gross. There's children here, ya nasties!
JoshieWashie: I just went off on a disneyland employee 4 talking 2 me lk i'm a child. I'm mad i'm abt 2 get kicked out of the happiest place on earth!
yungmoneee: Why is every obese person at Disneyland wearing either stretch pants or Mickey ears?
TitoAGoGo: If your FAT ASS is too lazy to get up and walk around then YOU DON'T GET DISNEYLAND!!! Give that wheelchair to someone who needs it!!
Sarahlevy: @chicrunner Exactly. There was an obese woman at Disneyland wearing shape ups, I wanted to pull her aside and tell her not to waste her $$.
mikecarano: Guy at Disneyland with 'Drivin' Trucks -Huntin' Bucks' t-shirt. No mention of how fat he is though.
Wesley_Whitton: I'm in Paris and the theme is poop. Today I saw a young girl poop on the grass in disneyland. Her brother spanked her butt. She smiled.
SimplyTia1: I wanna have sex on one of the DisneyLand rides #YeaISaidIt
Cristina_SOS: Why do they always play "sex on fire" by kings of leon at downtown disney its not that i dont like the song its just that its disneyland
testdriver: Overheard at disneyland: "The ultimate thing is sex & w.o.w at the same time"
bruskichick: Scooping poop for a disneyland ticket. So fun !
vinylfuck: i dont understand why couples go to disneyland when they dont have kids... fucking kreepy pedifiles
just1mode: People!! Don't dump your familys ashes at Disneyland! They don't stay there! It gets "cleaned up"! Gross story on facebook! Ppl are DUMB!