Karl Rove, Horny as Hell, Coming to OC. You've Been Warned
So reports the Orange County Register's Martin Wisckol, via several local political blogs.
The grand ol' pooh-bahs are moving out of donated digs in an Orange office park and into a new space the party of your cranky old uncle is purchasing in Tustin.
Scott "Slime" Baugh, the GOP of OC chairman, boasts to Wisckol that the new facility will feature state-of-the-art campaign technology.
What like, robotic poll guards? Abortion clinic GPS finders? Hand-held Hate-a-Max players?
As for the special guest fantasy WMD creator, twice-divorced, horny ol' Karl "wants to bone Michelle Obama," according to KatieHalper.com.
He recently described Barack as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by." Looks like someone wants Michelle to be his baby mama. It's OK Karl. This is where the healing starts.
Where the hurling starts (of rotting vegetables, in the direction of Rove) is at 1422 Edinger Ave., Tustin. Yes, the public is invited at the opening from 8-10 a.m. March 27. RSVP at (714) 453-0900 or email here.