Tweets From the Park!
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IamAlbeezy: @CeeDana I went to Disneyland on a Tuesday too in the Summer, shit crowded as a bitch, i dont think Indiana was 2 Hr wait tho, DAMN
hannaschaer: I got a warning that my "fucking recycle" bag is inappropriate at Disneyland.
andymcgaffigan: Disneyland turns otherwise harmless fat people into crazed sociopaths with a low center of gravity.
hygienestudent: Holly working at Splash Mountain is a BITCH. does @Disneyland pay her to be rude? or she doesnt get paid enough and thats WHY shes rude. >:(
TheRealSMH: I remember when I was a kid it was 20 bucks to get into Disneyland. Now it's 72.00 to get up in that bitch.
LorenOuellette: Just grubbed on a disneyland bread bowl with steak gumbo... I am fat and happy, no more food for me today thanks =)
TheDivineLiz: #AFatPersonShouldnt ride Splash Mountain at Disneyland with another fat person.
ctbasketballa21: Ok disneyland was fucking amazing. We got caught sstealing an apple from snow whites ride lmao this is the happiest place on earth lmao :)
CrashOverdrive: Just watched Disneyland punk the hell out of Jay Leno. I'm with CoCo bitch!
ianflo: Seriously. Ima get a super bowl ring for my wedding ring. Goin to disneyland bitch.
JMSteinman: "When I own Disneyland, I will ban all fat people and children" @Morgs120
whoisbobby3: I wonder if anyones had sex in Disneyland
MsSherryBaby: @IdnBlkChic maybe u will meet prince charming and get some good sex in. Sex at Disneyland would have to be great. Lol.
ashLe_et: Yesterday at DisneyLand there were so many haters ! Like WTF do they have nothing better to do in line than talk shit about me, LoL ?
LizySurvive: Wtf. I had a dream I fucked Big Foot :l and went to go see the movie 2012 in Disneyland haha. I wonder what that's all about
MAL1GAYA: Hella snowflakes with fat ass titties here at Disneyland, woooowzers!