Tweets From the Park!

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Time for Tweets From the Park, where we gather the funniest, weirdest, grossest and most interesting tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

mmmmm___Rickman: It's Jaimie's birthday today. Scott took her to Disneyland. He just proposed. Outside Sleeping Beauty's castle. What a bitch.
lisetnavarro: Almost rejected from disneyland! Wtf? Must be for being too sexy!!!
thiisiseric: Disneyland today I hope I fit on the rides and I don't tip over on splash mountain ...cuz I'm fat .....I'm going to sock mickey mouse




elanyjanice: So i came to disneyland thinking, "yeah its not gonna be full cuz of the superbowl today!" And its packed here, wtf, people go home.
searchedsarah: Ive never been in Disneyland. In disneyland, on disneyland.. at disneyland? Wtf? Anywhoree, Id love to go there!
Fatlex: woooh on my way to Disneyland. I just want a delicious corn dog with mayo all over it!! mmmmm my fat senses are tingling!
PoopsieBreh: From Disneyland, to sex, to Spongebob watching porn. My psych teacher is crazy.
7ThingsComments: stupid spoiled whore, go back to disneyland insteal of loading up the internet with your worthless fucking stupid songs you little ass...
Drake21K: Bitch won't shut up I don't care how much u like Disneyland
84GONZO: this mspiggy/tayediggs disneyland commercial is funny. even Muppets & Disney know fat white girls love dark meat. #superbowl
jrdigs562: #random I'v3 never had sex 4 $, but I have slutted 4 shoes,clothes,game systems,a watch,disneyland trip, 3day spa getaway
PhleshKlothing: (cont) we got there and it felt like disneyland nothing but asians were there and we were like wtf?lmao nothing but dull colors
TheSoniaShow: I was going to write a nice post about my Disneyland trip. Instead I wrote about what a bitch Palin is http://trunc.it/5bz5f
martyallee: And B stands for bitch ass Disneyland
thebitb: I have yet to see a character... Disneyland slippin... Wtf disney
cedriccuerpo: @DJPoW. I can't spell but at least I could ride the rides @ disneyland punk bitch!

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