Comment by fretsword: Border agents stop woman wearing live beetle as jewelry? They were refrained from asking her immigration status for fear of jail time. Live bettles [sic] as jewelry. Sounds like an illegal alien. What's next: Autoimmune worms? Oh, that's right, their [sic] already here.
Editor's Note: That's right, folks. First it was autoimmune worms and now live beetles. Clearly illegal immigration is the wrath of God. What calamity can be next? Raining frogs? A plague of blood? Hailstorms? Boils? The death of the firstborn?