Dishney: Tweets From the Park!

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Time for Tweets From the Park, where we gather the funniest, weirdest, grossest and most interesting tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

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kelseysurfriend: the boys and I are apparantly waiting for one of the jobros to make an appearance att disneyland. little bitch is late.
mrxicecreamman: @Ami_Jain you were at disneyland while I was stuck in class learning about men who have sexual fetishes about poop...YOU SUCK :)
KINGHATTER1017: FUCK DISNEYLAND ALL IT IS WAITING IN LINE FOR 4 HOURS TO GET ON 1 SHORT SHITTY RIDE
sierrx: disneyland, and hash brownies with puffin in 12 days. fuck yeeeeeah.
nikkidarrie: WTF...DisneyLAND doesn't believe in TRAMS...freaking health conscious Californians...Southern girls don't walk!



ImaEatChuNowzz: Peter Pan should not be allowed to be that sexy at Disneyland. NO.
losangelista: @sweatpantsmom squid, Disneyland and sex? Oh goodness!
SwervClothing: There's a lot of ugly people here in Disneyland. I guess everyone needs to find happiness somehow. I know it sounds mean but #imjustsaying
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BR3NT: Pickles are gross! No wait, I like disneyland pickles.
missinthia: Dear bitch on potc, my frnd flipping off pirates isn't as bad as the rape &pillage. But i see ur fuckn concern @ disneyland. Xoxo
madisonbrando: Fuck it all -- I'm going to Disneyland.
joanne: DEAR Fuck it, I'm going to Disneyland.
Seriou: .@danielspengies You said it was ok to sex the australian teen bc it was legal there, still illegal here where you dide it at. #Disneyland
jenileeday: WHY DOES MY 6 YEAR OLD SISTER WANT TO GO TO SEA WORLD FOR HER BIRTHDAY AND NOT DISNEYLAND i need to talk some sense into this little bitch
mrtomneely: I swear William just said 'disneyland whore hell'. I think he meant hotel.
whamarama: Drove to target and bought pizza. I was groped at giant dollar. If you drive me to disneyland I will pay you in sex.

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