[UPDATED:] You, Me and All the Blue Note Bandits You Know
Sadly, it's just like looking in the mirror.
He: David Andrew Camp
Me: Also biblical first name and a last name starting with a "C"
He: of Laguna Niguel
Me: Been there
He: Out-of-work salesman
Me: Barely working journo
He: Wife and two children
Me: Wife and three children (that we know of, heh-heh . . .)
He: Wears hoodies
Me: Own one
He: Called "Blue Note Bandit" because he allegedly used a blue sheet of paper for demand notes
Me: Own Blue Note records
He: "One of the most prolific bank robbers in recent history," according to Orange County Sheriff Sandra Hutchens
Me: "One of the most prolific bloggers on Navel Gazing the past day and a half," according to Central Slightly Inland Orange County Blogger Daily
He: Severe debt issues
He: Drug habit, according to sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino
Me: Beer belly, according to my primary care physician
He: History of fraud, theft, and narcotics violations, according to Hutchens
Me: History of typos, tortured logic and assorted brain farts, according to readers
He: Reportedly spread-eagle on the ground before he was taken into custody
Me: Reportedly spread-eagled on the ground after attending recent bachelor party
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