Rick Warren Tweet Catches Wonkette's Wary Eye
Here we have the most recent entry from smarmy hippopotamus Rick Warren's Twitter page, the rest of which is SO. GRATING. GAHH. (Example: "If God says 2 things that appear contradictory, both are true. The problem is U trying to fit God into ur theological box." Fuck does that mean? Just shutup, right?) Rick Warren is perfect and knows that the best and most honorable way to win any argument is to equivocate.
Oh you're mad at me for not admitting that a proposed law in Uganda, written by my God friends, ordering a Gay Genocide might be bad? WELL WHERE WERE YOU LAST YEAR, HUH? WHERE WERE YOU? YOU WERE ELSEWHERE, THAT'S WHERE. PROBABLY BLOGGING. FAGS.