Racist OC Register Fustercluck of the Day
Categories: The Hilarious Haters
Earlier this year, I wrote a weekly column called Racist OC Register Reader Fustercluck of the Week. Remember the snappy logo?
I killed the column after about a month for two reasons. First, not long after the column debuted, the Register apparently started censoring more comments for racial insensitivity. That made finding racist comments somewhat more difficult. Second, the Register makes you click on "next" every five comments or so, and my computer is so slow and my brain is so old that it would often take me an entire day to find enough comments for a single column.
Unfortunately, there are still lots of racist comments floating around on the Register website. So we've revived this column in a new daily form with just one racist comment per day. An added bonus for us is that because people tend to be stupid, more people read really short blog posts than really long ones, so more people will click on our website, or at least that's what I've been told.
Dang, I'm screwing that strategy up already!
In any case, this post is the only one that will have a wordy introduction. From now on all you get is the headline of the Register story that spawned the racist rant, which will include a link to the story itself--yes, you're quite welcome Freedom bean counters--and the racist comment.
Enjoy, and remember, nimrods and nimrod haters, this column is to shed light on brainless scrawlings, not to celebrate them!
Headline: BUS DRIVER GETS 151 YEARS FOR SEX CRIMES
Comment: Typical crime of a sick white man.
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I killed the column after about a month for two reasons. First, not long after the column debuted, the Register apparently started censoring more comments for racial insensitivity. That made finding racist comments somewhat more difficult. Second, the Register makes you click on "next" every five comments or so, and my computer is so slow and my brain is so old that it would often take me an entire day to find enough comments for a single column.
Unfortunately, there are still lots of racist comments floating around on the Register website. So we've revived this column in a new daily form with just one racist comment per day. An added bonus for us is that because people tend to be stupid, more people read really short blog posts than really long ones, so more people will click on our website, or at least that's what I've been told.
Dang, I'm screwing that strategy up already!
In any case, this post is the only one that will have a wordy introduction. From now on all you get is the headline of the Register story that spawned the racist rant, which will include a link to the story itself--yes, you're quite welcome Freedom bean counters--and the racist comment.
Enjoy, and remember, nimrods and nimrod haters, this column is to shed light on brainless scrawlings, not to celebrate them!
Headline: BUS DRIVER GETS 151 YEARS FOR SEX CRIMES
Comment: Typical crime of a sick white man.
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