Dishney: Tweets From the Park!
|Flickr user Rob Sheridan|
KrystalSandoval: @Alexandddra Ahhhh fuckin gross "candy bracelets". Disneyland is for kids, not dumbass ravers.
richardjbooth: At Disneyland with only 3 condoms! FML!
brienzee: Disneyland is so fucking crowded. I don't even like disneyland. Fuck disneyland!
lcsweeney: Just found out I got a lifetime pass to Disneyland when I was 3 because I was some special number guest and my parents lost it. WTF.
KELivinlife: going tyo work some crazy tourist asked me to take a picture with her son?!! bitch to i look like miney mouse? is this disneyland? naw!
DaisyFourTwenty: The only thing I wanna do is have sex in the tiki room at Disneyland right now.
Christinoo: Wtf? An emo ginger at Disneyland??
redeyejedisoto: I shit on both u! :)RT @ceehceeh: n soo many white bratz!! ha RT:@CodeRedroxy Disneyland never seen so many white people n my life. Haha
mizz_peach: I got my shit stolen at disneyland and all u can tell me is to make a police report.... What about my disney shit u can't replace that?
cassiebayy: Stupid man is telling us to chill WTF . It's disneyland where your dreams come true and now this guy is telling us to chill .
blastereosloud: OMG! Disneyland is fucking PACKED right now, these people are fucking nuts!!!!! I've learned my lesson never to come here on a holiday!!
Carinajoyce: Lady Gaga was amazing!! now I'm at disneyland eating at the character breakfast and Tigger played with my hair and gave me sex hair!!!!
loonymoonydoll: Bitch had a pass to get to the front of the line because "she can't handle being around a lot of people at once." WHY WAS SHE AT DISNEYLAND?
abraxis: At Disneyland now. A lot of strollers (naturally) and a disturbing amount of fat person scooters here.
2FN_ATiFF: Still fuckin pissed. What kind of mother un-invites their daughter to Disneyland after over a year of planning?!
mrsandmanSoCal: @dirtysnowbunny down and dirty sex is easy. Been to any bars lately? Its disneyland for your dick out there.
ryanooo: If Disneyland could speak to me, I have a feeling it would say, "What the fuck? AGAIN?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Sigh...whatever."
scotia626: at disneyland with kids waiting to buy park tickets and the smell of saturated fat is making me nauseated
TraceeDF: HAHA Same fucking time every night were I think to myself.. 'WTF IS THAT NOISE!?' HAHA Stupid Disneyland, I'll never get used 2 the OC.
BigT4ReaL: @Carterboy2 lol nigga u would of been in disneyland,that brazilian girl was there with that fat booty lol she gorgeous looks like pocahontas
MikeyFrsh: So when you pay 15 bucks to park at disneyland you get a air freshner that's smells like shit. Thank you disneyland its appreciated