Republicans--possibly re-invigorated by grass-roots, ultra-conservative gadflies--are poised to sweep
off-year elections today in the Virginia and New Jersey governor races and a special congressional election in upstate New York. So, with little else to smile about, we present for those chagrined by what the teabag leaves reveal the contents of two recent emails from Clockwork's favorite ex-Orange Countian now residing in Minnesota.
The first is below, the second follows after the jump . . .