Dishney: Tweets From the Park!
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josclud: Disneyland has a faggot prade. Like I swear. Every guy in this shit is a flamer! Ahahaha
thatonebitch: I think I saw one of the Baldwin brothers at Disneyland. I couldn't tell which one, he was fat... Does that help narrow it down?
yo_MAYES: RT @WillWackit: Disneyland never gets old <-- why would it ?? there's a new batch of kids everyday for a sex offender like you !
BCBerrie: BreakingNews - Snowwhite has been thrown out of Disneyland after sittin on Pinocchio's face singing tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
TheDCFanProject: @MrsBieber69 I'm at Disneyland, which is my sex hotspot. #sorta
BenAndMatt: You shouldn't be allowed to enter Disneyland if you don't have kids. WTF? You're a grown up, find a bar.
Dakota_Rain: Disneyland with my mom for Xmas then cayman islands with my dad! This Christmas is gonna rule my dick!
xChristinaMarie: So they're not hiring any little mermaids at Disneyland. FML. oh and the little mermaid cant have tattoos. FML x 2
Pedwell: when i see hayden pannetiere on tv i get confused as to whether i want to have sex with her or take her to disneyland
Sarahbearstare: Um. Why the hell didn't they have "jedi training" at disneyland when i was a kid. Fucking letdown, i got gipped!
CptMattFUBAR: Disney movies and Disneyland are still magical. I dont give a fuck who you are or how old you are.
jvhdior: Fuck!! I have acid reflux!!! Argh!! Stupid ice cream cone at disneyland! Ttly woke up choking on barf! Yay! Sexy! Wahhhhh
djangowinwood: Fuck Disneyland. (Throws up gang sign for Legoland)
jacquelinelugo: Fuck you Disneyland for not having my favy corndog stand open. That's the main reason I came. What is this fuckery?!
abstracttbeauty: there's Gay day @ Disneyland .. I swear I be learning shit frm watchn tyra
GlaringxDream: just had the thought of "i wish i had a cellphone, so i can twitter from within the disneyland park" twitter, i hate what you've done to me.
Theoneupper: @kmieloveee what about going to Disneyland with me, fag?
lovekathy: Bull Shit security working at Disneyland profiling ppl but, Mike took care of it!
emanenders: disneyland fuckers, hate on a bitch!
johnwbyrd: Today, my mom was pickpocketed in Namibia, a gay man moved in with my Dad, and I'm going to Disneyland.
MaxFacepuncher: Goofy is a dick. Not allowed in Disneyland anymore.
allnitewatchman: I hate Disneyland. Bunch of amusement park nazis that run that place. No fun at all. Mickey Mouse even wrenched my hand when he shook it
JessieSedacy: @AndeeDarling lol its so sad, im turnin into one of those crazy old ladies with all the Disneyland buttons and jackets and shit :-/
nallyBITCH: gayyyyyyyyy can u hurry up n put in a request for yur bday n disneyland so we kan see if shit is gonna poppppp off or not.. @metaah
i_Erin: disneyland is hiring for the voice of Belle... my only question... do they give smoke breaks?
allnitewatchman: I did get to go to Disneyland courtesy of the paper company I worked for. I had a rotten time though. Almost got thrown out for spitting.
thecheckoutgirl: The 1st of every mo I pay my landlord what roughly equates to 10 days at Disneyland.When you measure in Disney dollars, that shit gets real.